AOC Warns Afghan Refugees Not To Come To Oppressive Racist America
Alarmed by thousands of people trying to escape Afghanistan to come to the USA, AOC and The Squad flew behind Taliban lines to warn all refugees of American systemic oppression.
"You're better off here with the Taliban!" AOC cried through a bullhorn until the Taliban threw her in prison for behind outside without a male family member.
The rest of The Squad escaped to petition Sleepy Joe to send in the military to rescue AOC, but so far no one has been able to wake Joe up from his Presidential Daily Nap.
Yep, that nappy time is now official by virtue of an executive order.
"You're better off here with the Taliban!" AOC cried through a bullhorn until the Taliban threw her in prison for behind outside without a male family member.
The rest of The Squad escaped to petition Sleepy Joe to send in the military to rescue AOC, but so far no one has been able to wake Joe up from his Presidential Daily Nap.
Yep, that nappy time is now official by virtue of an executive order.
And it must really be hot in Afghanistan this time of year.
It's a lot more comfy with August AC in DC as long as all those racist Deplorables don't come back to overthrow The Swamp.