Taliban Opens Chain Of U.S. Army Stores

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago to Humor
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In Afghanistan, not here. If successful, good ole Bob Muhammad hopes to open more stores in Iraq and Syria.
"We need weapons to kill and subjugate the Afghan people under the Taliban's beautifully barbaric version of Sharia Law" said Bob, "But, heck, y'all, I'm now in charge of a billion dollars worth of weaponry that's enough to last 20 years!"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-opens-chain-of-us-army-surplus-stores


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