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Study Finds 92% Of Taliban Happy They Voted For Biden

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 8 months ago to Humor
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"American soldiers were just leaving garbage bags filled with absentee ballots all around. So we just filled them out and sent them back! Praise Allah!"


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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    But don't you know? Some animals - especially pigs - have more equal washing than others... ;P
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 8 months ago
    Touche'. I'm laughing and crying at the same time.
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 4 years, 8 months ago
    What else can be said, except, “Death to America!”. *Comments brought to you by the Dominion Voting Machine company. Where every vote is the vote that you pay for.
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You're welcome. I try to pick the best headliners out of a multiple choice of three, four or five.
    What else comes with all the features are, well, what comes with the features.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 4 years, 8 months ago
    We have SURPASSED PEAK SATIRE!

    I know this was satire, but the whiff of truth here. Sure, it wasn't Taliban, it was China and their servers... And who do you think is going to show up as PARTNERS with the Taliban (Wait til the chinese convince them that the women and children make the best miners. And when they come home from a long day at the mines, NEITHER will be able to stop the men from forcing themselves onto them...)
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  • Posted by RonC 4 years, 8 months ago
    If you believe in one world order, and one government, then everyone should be allowed to vote. Hogwash!
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  • Posted by Commander 4 years, 8 months ago
    And print in so many language Taliban no need anglish to vote!
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  • Posted by katrinam41 4 years, 8 months ago
    Hats off to the Bee! So many of those satires have proven more true than satirical. Let us hope this one stays satire!
    Thanks for the post, allosaur.
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  • Posted by Lucky 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The strength of satire-
    the idea is far too stupid to be true,
    and yet, maybe, it couldn't be, well it fits.
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    To some extent, yeah.
    Congratulations, up until now, me dino imagination wasn't pushing the envelope that far.
    I just kinda liked the satirical twist.
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Glad you popped this on in my email.
    Me dino spotted a glitch in the title and fixed it.
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