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Study Finds 92% Of Taliban Happy They Voted For Biden

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago to Humor
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"American soldiers were just leaving garbage bags filled with absentee ballots all around. So we just filled them out and sent them back! Praise Allah!"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-92-of-taliban-are-happy-they-voted-for-biden

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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 2 years, 8 months ago
    We have SURPASSED PEAK SATIRE!

    I know this was satire, but the whiff of truth here. Sure, it wasn't Taliban, it was China and their servers... And who do you think is going to show up as PARTNERS with the Taliban (Wait til the chinese convince them that the women and children make the best miners. And when they come home from a long day at the mines, NEITHER will be able to stop the men from forcing themselves onto them...)
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 2 years, 8 months ago
    What else can be said, except, “Death to America!”. *Comments brought to you by the Dominion Voting Machine company. Where every vote is the vote that you pay for.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 2 years, 8 months ago
    Hats off to the Bee! So many of those satires have proven more true than satirical. Let us hope this one stays satire!
    Thanks for the post, allosaur.
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago
      You're welcome. I try to pick the best headliners out of a multiple choice of three, four or five.
      What else comes with all the features are, well, what comes with the features.
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