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Texas Issues Travel Ban On Democrats To Prevent Dangerous COVID Outbreak

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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The order comes after the revelation that the dangerous, anti-mask, science-defying, runaway Texas Democrat lawmakers had begun spreading COVID around the country, almost killing Vice-President Harris and several Pelosi staffers with their anti-science ways,
"I'd love nothing more than to welcome them back, ya hear?" Texas Governor Abbot said while stifling a giggle fit. "But I just can't let those human Petri dishes come back all willy-nilly."
Then he yelled, "Yee-haw!" and fired a revolver in the air for no apparent reason.
(Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more).

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  • Posted by NealS 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The Bee has more fact and truth in it than CNN, MSNBC, you know, and all the other MSM's.
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Wow. We have those kind of parkers everywhere, but this is the first time i have ever seen someone doing what we all have secretly thought of doing.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 4 years, 9 months ago
    The height of conceit that these creatures possess is so great as to obviate the need for self-awareness.
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  • Posted by LarryHeart 4 years, 9 months ago
    We need a leftist vaccine. MRNA - More republican News anchors.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 4 years, 9 months ago
    Maybe that Russian could teach the fugitive Dems how to park their butts in those legislator seats and get their jobs done.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    And later me dino all those off and on Ice Ages too.
    That's before I became reincarnated as the tempermental Louis XIV AKA the French "Sun King."
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That Russian must think he still lives in the USSR where the state owns everything. Take that, stupid USSR!
    Me +1 too.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 9 months ago
    The thing I shake my head at is that these are the same Democrats who don't care about all the illegals coming across the border with COVID either. It's as if the disease really isn't as bad as all the media hype and people should just go about their business... [insert eyeroll here]
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  • Posted by Dobrien 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    So hot and dry back then ..hmmm I wonder if it’s you Dino that caused the global warming.
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  • Posted by $ kddr22 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I did like the the bbc show ALLOSAUR about big Al. If I had not gone into med, paleontology was my next choice !
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Allosaurs are known for being sneaky. Just ask any stegosaur or long-necker the next time you visit Jurassic World.
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    Posted by $ BobCat 4 years, 9 months ago
    Allosaur! Again I thought you had a serious heading, until I realized it was the Bee.
    2 points for you.
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