Texas Issues Travel Ban On Democrats To Prevent Dangerous COVID Outbreak

Posted by allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago to Humor

The order comes after the revelation that the dangerous, anti-mask, science-defying, runaway Texas Democrat lawmakers had begun spreading COVID around the country, almost killing Vice-President Harris and several Pelosi staffers with their anti-science ways,
"I'd love nothing more than to welcome them back, ya hear?" Texas Governor Abbot said while stifling a giggle fit. "But I just can't let those human Petri dishes come back all willy-nilly."
Then he yelled, "Yee-haw!" and fired a revolver in the air for no apparent reason.
(Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more).

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/following-the-science-texas-issues-travel-ban-on-democrats-to-prevent-dangerous-covid-outbreak

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Posted by BobCat 2 years, 8 months ago

Allosaur! Again I thought you had a serious heading, until I realized it was the Bee.
2 points for you.

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  Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  Here is something serious to check out BobCat.
  https://gab.com/Vorontzov/posts/10662...
  
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    Posted by BobCat 2 years, 8 months ago
    
    Wow. We have those kind of parkers everywhere, but this is the first time i have ever seen someone doing what we all have secretly thought of doing.
    
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    Posted by allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago
    
    That Russian must think he still lives in the USSR where the state owns everything. Take that, stupid USSR!
    Me +1 too.
    
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    Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 8 months ago
    
    HAD to +1 that!
    
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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  Allosaurs are known for being sneaky. Just ask any stegosaur or long-necker the next time you visit Jurassic World.
  
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    Posted by kddr22 2 years, 8 months ago
    
    I did like the the bbc show ALLOSAUR about big Al. If I had not gone into med, paleontology was my next choice !
    
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      Posted by allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago
      
      Me dino saw it on TV, too. Here is my favorite scene on YouTube~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1yv7...
      
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        Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 8 months ago
        
        So hot and dry back then ..hmmm I wonder if it’s you Dino that caused the global warming.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago
        
        And later me dino all those off and on Ice Ages too.
        That's before I became reincarnated as the tempermental Louis XIV AKA the French "Sun King."
        
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        Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 8 months ago
        
        Thats why it’s called His story , lol.
        
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        Posted by kddr22 2 years, 8 months ago
        
        Love that scene. I watch it frequently Lol
        
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  Posted by NealS 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  The Bee has more fact and truth in it than CNN, MSNBC, you know, and all the other MSM's.
  
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Posted by blarman 2 years, 8 months ago

The thing I shake my head at is that these are the same Democrats who don't care about all the illegals coming across the border with COVID either. It's as if the disease really isn't as bad as all the media hype and people should just go about their business... [insert eyeroll here]

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Posted by LarryHeart 2 years, 8 months ago

We need a leftist vaccine. MRNA - More republican News anchors.

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Posted by blarman 2 years, 8 months ago

If only it weren't parody...

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Posted by katrinam41 2 years, 8 months ago

Maybe that Russian could teach the fugitive Dems how to park their butts in those legislator seats and get their jobs done.

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Posted by pixelate 2 years, 8 months ago

The height of conceit that these creatures possess is so great as to obviate the need for self-awareness.

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