Lefty Politicos Who Ruined World's Economies Discuss How To Fix World's Economies

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago to Humor
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It's called the G7 Conference and woe, woe unto us!
Meeting in Cornwall, England, to corn hole the rest of us, Boris Johnson, Beijing Joe O'Biden, Justin Trudeau, that weird French punching bag what's his name and all the other members of the summit pushed harmful policies rather than just let people reach herd immunity and go on with their lives. Now these wannabe commie clowns claim to be just who you need to listen to for reopening the very economies they~~
FLASH! WONDERFUL BREAKING NEWS!
First you just gotta get a gander at his gorgeous photograph and the article that comes with it!

https://babylonbee.com/news/worlds-pr...

Now wasn't that just so special! It appears Mother Nature couldn't stomach so many dumb as a brick douchebags gathered at one spot without retaliating.
Think about it. Landfills and oil spills she can endure but not such a corrupt collection of those particular twits.
Well, so how do we get all those--you know who!--Asian (mis)leaders to gather in one spot?

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Poor thing. If she ate them all up, it would be merciful to send her an 18-wheeler convoy with trailers crammed fulla Tums and Rolaids.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 4 years ago
    How about one enormous lever wedged into the San Andreas fault? Archimedes and Andreas?
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, hi, I'm a successful movie star. So I get to group think tell you what to do.
    With all the homeless and now hordes of illegals being drawn into to that place maybe your excessive weight idea may work out.
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  • Posted by chad 4 years ago
    Eliminating the leaders does not eliminate the followers who will seek another leader.
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Dino, we could spend the next year going back and forth adding names to the list. Hell, maybe putting them all in Kalifornia at the same time will cause it to break off on its own under the excessive weight of all those insufferable egos!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Me am dino and I fully endorse this message with all my heart with Gavin Newsom not to be overlooked for added to that ...hell, all of 'em! ... list.
    Now I'm thinking Hollywood movie stars! Such as Robert De Niro, who me dino refuses to watch anymore.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    The life expectancy of a corrections officer is 59 and so far I've made it to 74 nevertheless still denied the childhood expectation of there being colonies on the moon and Mars before I died.
    Believe I first heard about the California "Big One" before I reached 30 but I'm not sure. Come on, California! But wait for Piglosi to visit home first.
    Angels and Anacondas!
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Been waiting for 71 years for it to open up and slide off into the deep blue sea, but doesn’t look as if it will occur in my lifetime. Anchovies and Albacore!
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 4 years ago
    Just like Moe, Larry, and Curley or Shemp, trying to fix a Leakey faucet.....
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Maybe it’s Avocados and Asparagus ? .. Wow, if only Calif will open up like that and let Nature do her cleansing..
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years ago
    The blind leading the blind. I was AA to one of the greatest minds in America for 9 years. Unfortunately he has gone on to his great reward. Where are the 'big guys' now?
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