Congress Recognizes Juneteenth As The Day Republicans Freed All The Democrats' Slaves

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Giving a speech with specs precariously sliding down, down, down to the tip of his nose, Senate Democrat Chuck Schumer in part said,
"We Democrats did a little "whoopsie" with that whole slavery thing, but the Republicans corrected it. Thanks, Republicans!"
Congress also approved building a giant elephant in D.C. to honor the party that freed the slaves.
President O'Biden will organize a celebration of the Grand Old Party after laying a wreath on the grave of his best friend, Robert Byrd.
Click the link to read more about how the Republicans corrected the Democrats' little slavery boo-boo a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-law-to-recognize-juneteenth-the-day-republicans-freed-all-the-democrats-slaves


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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 10 months ago
    I'll repeat what I said again. We need to teach American History in our schools the way it really happened. Things are getting ridiculous. And they shouldn't deify a leader of the KKK who was also a big time drunk!
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 10 months ago
      Me dino recalls learning that Lincoln ignored the First Amendment to jail oodles of newspapermen really stuck in my craw. I did NOT learn that in school. Way later.
      Recall in grade school taking my turn to recite The Gettysburg Address and at about that same time stood in awe of the humongous Lincoln Memorial during a family trip to D.C.
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      • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 10 months ago
        I forgot everyone didn't receive the education I did in the school I attended. It was and is, the most affluent school district in Texas. Oil wells pumping on the school property. All my teachers in high school had at the least a Masters and many were PHD's. If you had the GPA none of us had to take entrance exams to any college. Many of our teachers were veterans, male and female.
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      • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 10 months ago
        Same here, dino. If we had been taught the truth we'd have been in awe of Jefferson, not Lincoln. But the federal Dept of Education controlled the history propaganda in public (govt) schools.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 10 months ago
    No, the Republican Dictator ended the Free Voluntary Union of States, Destroyed States Rights, Tore the Constitution to Shreds, Murdered 600,000 Americans To Enrich Northern Manufacturers (who likely controlled the vote counting for the Murdering Dictator), and Enslaved All Americans for at least 156 years. Of course the masters' propaganda celebrates that as a holiday.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 10 months ago
      First one up to bat and I just knew you'd shred Lincoln.
      Not that Lincoln doesn't deserve it, but me dino was thinking about how you would react before I even started to write.
      I'm more interested in blowing my nose at the here and now enemy of We The People that pretends to be the party of all African-Americans.
      As O'Biden recently told a conservative black man during an interview, "If you don't vote Democrat, you ain't black."
      I was an Alabama kid when George Wallace was a Democrat.
      And, yes, I know all about RINOs. That's why I stopped sending the GOP donations over a decade ago. Directly to Trump? Yeah, I did that.
      Weird! The RNC tried to call me just as I completed that last sentence. Thank God for Caller ID. It was even kind enough to add "SPAM.".
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      • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 10 months ago
        I despise all enslavers. Lincoln makes the top of the list for me because history paints him as such a saint in contrast with all who fought for or favored the half of the country that was fighting for the constitution as written at the time.
        It's been all downhill for individual freedom since 1860. The current gang of 'crime families' deserve the noose.
        I never donated to the GOP, but did support Ron Paul.
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        • Posted by $ 2 years, 10 months ago
          Top of the list for me are the bad actors who stole the election to put a crooked senile bad joke in the White House and the Marxist puppeteers, who pull his strings. Next comes the "Progressives" who con voters into giving evil slime careers in Congress so they sell favors to rack up millions way high and above what they would be normally paid for representing us. Save for voting and donating, We The People means nothing to such self-serving pigs.
          I despise modern American Marxist traitors, especially the liars who take the oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic and then become all the more of a domestic enemy than they were in the first place.
          Same goes for fat cats who run mega corporations such as Big Tech, Big Pharma, Fake News, et als who aids and abets treason for glutonous power and wealth to some day be among the Animal Farm elite pigs running an oppressive new world order that's Utopia only for them.
          Setting aside pet peeves such as that stinkin' Lincoln, we pretty much see eye-to-eye on things.
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