Gov. Newsom Orders Half-Black Man to Pay Reparations To Himself

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Beloved epitome of competence Kalifornia Gov. Gavin Newsom ordered half-black Michael Preston of San Jose to pay himself $25,000 in reparations.
It was not easy. Nevertheless, the stoic Mr. Preston managed to pay all he owed by making installments.
Newsom has both thanked Preston for atoning for the guilt of his ancestors and congratulated him for receiving those reparations so long overdue.
Just so you know, it's recently been announced that $25,000 is just a down payment. Yes, Preston woes so, so, so much to his persecuted half.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/half-black-man-ordered-to-pay-himself-reparations


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