White Libs Amazed By Black Man Who Acqures ID Unassisted

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 1 week ago to Humor
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Wow! Golly darn! Gee Whiz! Zowie! Un-freakin'-believable! Who da thought?!?!
White Libs in Hampton Falls, IA, were shocked and amazed as a local black man named Michael Sparkton walked right into a DOT office and acquired an ID without any assistance from white people what so ever!
Hey, ya know what? He EVEN purchased a bottle of water from a vending machine ALL BY HIMSELF!
This miraculous event will leave white Democrats speechless all throughout the USA.
Bet it will surprise some RINOs also.
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"I cannot overstate how dangerous this is," said the DNC Chair. "Stay a victim."
That DNC Chair is made of plastic by the way.
In "Must Read," you must read how a MLB umpire ejected a catcher for flashing racist hand signals to the pitcher.
For example, the one-finger signal represents that one race shall reign supreme. All fingers mean "Heil Hitler!"
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Yes, all hail King Aragon! Keep woke three-year-olds away from our pricey phones! Make them take their naps!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/white-liberals-watch-in-stunned-amazement-as-black-man-acquires-id

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