How did the United States run out of oil?

Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 8 months ago to Economics

A lot of folks wonder how we ran out of oil.
Well the answer is very simple.
Nobody bothered to check it.
We just didn’t know we were getting low.
The answer is purely geographical.
We have oil in.......
Alaska
California
Texas
Oklahoma
Kansas
Louisiana
New Mexico
Wyoming
North Dakota
Colorado
The Gulf of Mexico
Pennsylvania
The problem is that the dipstick is in the Whitehouse.
Any Questions?
Nope , didn’t think so.

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Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 8 months ago

Love the photo of CG.

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  Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  It took me a minute and now I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
  
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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  OMG! CG is the first thought that popped into me dino head. I'm talking about INSTANTAEOUS! IMMEDIATELY!
  
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Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 8 months ago

I'm a bit slow this afternoon. Had to study the 'vote for O'Bama for a minute. Really is funny! N

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  More laughs to be had, the 5th edition of Friday Funnies has been published.
  
  This message brought to you by: OLDUGLYCARL
  
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    Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 8 months ago
    
    Will check them out momentarily. Always look forward to your memes.
    
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Posted by AJAshinoff 2 years, 8 months ago

Idiocrasy

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  Posted by 25n56il4 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  Oh, you got my response! I was going to answer 'Idiots! caused it!' Good answer AJA. N
  
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Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years, 8 months ago

Not to mention: IT'S A RENEWABLE RESOURCE!

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  Posted by Dobrien 2 years, 8 months ago
  
  Nothing fossil about oil or OldUglyCarl.
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years, 8 months ago
    
    I'm renewable too!
    
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