Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s!
HOLY GOOD GOLLY! A lot can happen in a day!
Despite the rigged election that has reduced our nation to a banana republic run my Marxists,
Editor's note: No, strike that, Scoop. I don't want to see that in the story.
Ready to quit working for that twit, Reporter Scoop starts over.
Today, the nation has scrambled to buy F-15s and gobs of nuclear weapons after our good ole' El Presidente O'Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat the government unless you have fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
"Before, I thought my AR-15 would be enough," said one fighter buyer the Babylon Bee interviewed at his local F-15 dealership, "but when Beijing Joe said what he did, I realized I really need to beef up my anti-tyranny home defense system."
"Thanks, Mr. O'Biden," he added, "I sure am glad you reminded me how brutal a government can be against its own people once they are disarmed and helpless."
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Despite the rigged election that has reduced our nation to a banana republic run my Marxists,
Editor's note: No, strike that, Scoop. I don't want to see that in the story.
Ready to quit working for that twit, Reporter Scoop starts over.
Today, the nation has scrambled to buy F-15s and gobs of nuclear weapons after our good ole' El Presidente O'Biden said in a speech Wednesday that you'll never beat the government unless you have fighter jets and intercontinental ballistic missiles.
"Before, I thought my AR-15 would be enough," said one fighter buyer the Babylon Bee interviewed at his local F-15 dealership, "but when Beijing Joe said what he did, I realized I really need to beef up my anti-tyranny home defense system."
"Thanks, Mr. O'Biden," he added, "I sure am glad you reminded me how brutal a government can be against its own people once they are disarmed and helpless."
(Click the link to see everything Scoop "wrote" after the Editor struck again with deletions, additions and a pink slip)~~
I actually made more money painting walls for a construction company before I stumbled onto a career with the Alabama Department of Corrections.
And so now me an old dino lives off a Retirement Systems Of Alabama pension and the SS these days.