The Up Front Space Alien Faces Of Demoncrat Party

Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 3 days ago to Humor
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A couple of fellow Gulchers thought the following may be a good idea. If you don't think so, they put me up to it.

Me dino has long noticed that the leadership of the Democrat Party looks other worldly and not unlike the villains of all those Star Wars movies.
To be fair, I looked up a site that has a photo gallery of all the Dems in Congress and most look like normal people save for their obvious unified Marxist mental disorders.
But those are not the weird-looking Dems who are always in our faces on TV.
Thought I'd list some of those unique creatures in the form of space aliens of the Dark Side in a galaxy far, far away a long time ago.
Let's start at the top and work down. I'm sure I'll overlook some weirdo.
President Kameldrop Harrassallya (her boss twice said she's that) would be a half-humanoid whooping Hyenaean (a stealth agent of the Borg) always seen with her always addled Obiden pet puppet purchased on the Gopher moon of Flipflopia in the Senile-Oldcootia star system.
Next in line as the empire's empress is Nanny Pelopsi from the Betelgeuse star system. Her species is a Pelops on the planet Colon, which is a bug-eyed goofy looking bird that flings her aging wings all over the place as she tweets and caws her Birdbrainian lingo.
Chock Schum of Er is a snaketoid with Schumer's same face down to carrying reading glasses halfway down his nose. When hungry he flicks a forked tongue in search of prey to cancel.
Adammen Shiffiless is a constantly smiling Slanderian wormoid from the putrid Planet Perjuritis also known as Villfi 13.
Jer Naddlepoopypants is a humanoid from this and that star systems as are many imperial villains of that galaxy.
Y'all remember this?~~
Elsbeth Warren Cherokee Wounded Knee is an odd palefaced creature with a head full of feathers that trails down similar in an American Indian chief. She begins her every sentence with "Woo-woo-woo" and calls people she likes "Kemosabe" as Tonto used to say to the Lone Ranger.
Me dino thought to look "kemosabe" up. In Apache it means "idiot." In Navajo it means "soggy shrub." So that's two tribes who must have laughed their butts off watching "The Lone Ranger" on TV. But I digress with more congressional alien entities to make up Schiff about.
Cory Booker (or that name in his swamp planet's language be "Ribbet!") is a hopping amphibian with a mouth as big as half his face and he's known to croak "I am Spartacus" on a lily pad provided for him all night long.
The space alien counterpart for Vietnam vet faker Blumenthal has the same name and has two faces~one on each side of his head and an extra one, the one he speaks with, on his butt. He's from the planet, Hypocritica, since he likes to call other people liars.
Look at the face of AOC and consider the face of a praying mantis. Bingo! Consider the mind behind the words that come out of her mouth. Double bingo! What does that make? Bugbrainia from the insect world of Bartendia!
Bugbrainia leads a group serpentine vixens caled The Squad all from various Bigotri Moons of the Whako Star System. All have a Bigotri genetic link that causes them to think certain earthlings are inferior who belong in punishment camps and they tend to goosestep as they walk in a group.
SOURCE URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS57I6swXcc

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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 week, 3 days ago
    Well done, Dino!!

    I'll never listen to frogs croaking at night without picking up an "I am Spartacus" again. LOL!

    That video of Nadler has it nailed!
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    • Posted by $ 1 week, 3 days ago
      Thank you.
      That video of Nadler is what Nadler is.
      The only time I ever liked something Nadler did was beating a sorry little Schiff to the podium having the last word at one of those stupid Trump impeachments.
      Poor little Adam tried to stop Nadler by calling, "Jerry! Jerry!" and Nadler would not so much as glance back.
      As for what Nadless had to say, that's as far as the clip I saw went. I refused to listen to any of that waste of time and money impeachment garbage anyway.
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  • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 week, 2 days ago
    Lmfao. I think Nadler souped his shorts there. Also thanks for reminding me of him racing to the podium ignoring the little Schiff head. That was priceless. Bigotry Moons , Hypocritica, Planet Colon those swampy places seem to be from the rules for thee not for me Galaxy. As The Great Karnak Said “sucked into a super massive black hole” Question Where does the Demonrat
    Party belong?
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 1 week ago
    Well done Allosaur, although I'm beginning to think that most Dems in DC plus those Dem governors are actually Lizard aliens from V the tv series.
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    • Posted by $ 6 days, 23 hours ago
      Just looked it up. Me dino was a corrections officer working second shift at that time during the Eighties. Recall seeing ads about it.
      Like science fiction and when a teen liked a space alien show called The Invaders during the Sixties. Maybe I should rent it.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 1 week, 2 days ago
    Allosaur, as usual, yo Dino has outdone yo'self. What a fine testament to good reporting!

    I noticed that just as the Gastronomic Concerto commenced, Pelosi pulled down her mask -- presumably to more effectively inhale the magnificent atmosphere of that splendid social gathering...
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