NO TRESPASSING
Found in my email and article that advises posting a "NO TRESPASSING" sign that may prevent being harassed by vaccine solicitors.
It occurred to me that writing on that sign or another sign "Criminal vaccine HIPAA violators, that means you," may be more specific.
It occurred to me that writing on that sign or another sign "Criminal vaccine HIPAA violators, that means you," may be more specific.
GOVERNMENT AGENTS STOP !
PRIVATE PROPERTY - NO TRESPASSING
DO NOT ENTER
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
IF YOU ATTEMPT TO ENTER - ABANDON ALL HOPE
You are violating the Health Information Privacy Act (HIPA).
Each violation is punishable by up to $250,000 fine and 5 years in prison.
Leave now and I will not report you and prosecute you.
(Repeated in Spanish and Ebonics)
There's also the radiation warning. BEYOND THIS SIGN THE RADIATION LEVEL IS 100 BE-DOSES.
That's 100 banana-equivalent doses, where one BE dose is gained from eating one banana, 0.1 microsievert, mostly from K-40. Normal background exposure on our planet is 10 microsieverts. (One hundred bananas.) That number looks a lot scarier if you present it in attosieverts. (Conversion left as an exercise for the socially impaired student.) "Cumulative vs instantaneous" discussion similarly reserved for the geekish.
They are not dogs. They are goats. Fierce attack goats? No, they are merely curious about whether visitors might be carrying goat food.
One fine day a state cop came to the door. "Your goats were out on the road," he said. "I put them back into one of your pens." Good cop. Two donuts.
They will nibble on anything that looks like vines, for instance the exposed wiring for lights and brakes on your horse trailer.
Additionally, goats lack upper incisors and thus their bite is not as painful as you might expect. Sort of like getting bitten by a nursing calf, where you can shove your hand down his throat and nothing happens.
The idea is to put 'fear' into the intruder - real or not. ;-)
“HIPAA REGULATIONS WILL BE STRICTLY ENFORCED AT THIS SITE. VIOLATORS WILL BE PERSECUTED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF MY LAW”
Pet Coral snake farm. Enter at your own risk.
Me dino only saw one "red touches yellow kills a fellow" coral snake. Found it beside the door of the house. So you know what happened to it.
Nonpoisonous snakes we left alone for eating rats, mice and some eating poisonous snakes. There were plenty of both there.
Now that side of the lake is crowded with neighboring lake houses. I miss my old Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movie (filmed in Florida) jungle.
It was crawling in through the door of C Dorm where inmates live and sleep in bunks when an officer with me identified it as such. I slipped up behind the snake as it paused to check out the dorm with a slightly raised head, took a quick hop and stamped down on its head and neck if snakes actually have designated necks. Told the officer I was with that I was used to killing poisonous snakes.
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My friend almost grabbed a small one that was curled on the inside knob of the (2nd floor) screen door. Luckily he saw it before he tried to open the door. Close call.
My second closest call came the summer after I heard a biology teacher say snakes can't spring in the air when I was a teen in the Tenth Grade. I was standing ankle-deep in that Florida lake, trying to flush out a cottonmouth from under shrubbery so my dad could kill it with a shovel on the other side. I used a hoe to chop down on the cottonmouth's tail.
Well, biology teacher, that cottonmouth SPRANG!!! at me through the air. It passed through space from where I bent my knee inward.
Snake splashed into water, Me dino leaped to the beach. Snake got away.
Just imagined a sign on a box stating, "King snake giveaway. Have one to sic on any rattlers you see while you make your rounds. Reach in. Grab one for free!"
Gee, writing that milked a "ha ha" outta me.
May have saved the swimming family dog by slapping the flat side of a paddle against lake water, but maybe that prehistoric monster just wasn't hungry.
Hear me ROARRRRRRR!
they can open walnuts with their beaks!!!!
and a mixed Scarlet and Blue and Gold
we also raised Solomon Island Eclectus
i loved hand-feeding the babies