:-) Sic 'em! Sic 'em! (-:

I am sure that my two pitt bulls would enjoy scaring the hell out of a vaccine checker who came to my house. I hope that I would be able to restrain them

The statement by JB have the Feds go door to door to force vaccination is Unconstitutional of course the Dems ignore the Constitution which caused Sen. Ted Cruz to submit a Bill to stop the administration from creating a database of who has been vaccinated and those who have not. Every day the Dems are tilting this country closer and closer to a Stalinist regime. This has to stop!

The latest I heard, the UN was sending FEMA armed troops to your door, and if you were not a good little comrade, off to FEMA camps. I saw this in action in Fla. and Calif. in the 80s. This was about getting rid of people who wanted to live in subdivisions. FFMA vans came in, they had the roads plowed up, and ran the people off with threats. That is your UN for you.

Some folks just like to yak with each other using keyboards.

I'm totally confused why we're commenting on a satire site. Is there a reason we need to feed on someone's imagined stories?

During the Nineties is the only time I recall two Jehovah witnesses knocking on my door. After they told me who they were, I shook my head and said, "I don't believe in what you preach. Have a good one."
As they walked away, one said to the other, "At least he didn't waste our time."
I'm was a Christian then and still am. Only thing I recall learning about Jehovah Witnesses is they preach that Jesus appeared to American Indians after the crucifixion. Wheeeee! Yeah.
Maybe I should have asked for any specific tribes.

Look, I say let then go door to door asking questions. No one is under any obligation to answer their questions truthfully if at all!

Treat the door knockers the same way you'd handle a Jehovah's Witness when they come knocking. For me that's opening the door, and asking them if they'd like to join me in a Ouija Board session.

That triggers them to go through their whole spiel. Which wastes time, but by the second sentence I simply close the door in their face, while slowly & clearly telling them they are trespassing and that as the owner of the property I am ordering them to immediately and safely exit the property.

If they have not turned and begun leaving in 30 seconds, I repeat that I have told them they are trespassing, and in 30 seconds I will call the police to remove them.

I then proceed to LOUDLY instruct them to observe caution on the stairs, hold any handrails provided and proceed immediately to their vehicle or the public street via the driveway, sidewalk or other hard surface not the lawn where they might slip.

And since the age of digital cameras I begin recording them, while clearly repeating how they are permanently barred and not welcomed on my property under the statutes of trespass.

There are neighborhoods in and about Birmingham even me a dino would definitely stay out of. I live in one of the safer neighborhoods and I wouldn't accept any kind of go door-to-door job here.

I certainly have zero interest in being a vaccine checker....but if I did.....I'd be scared to death to take that job, especially down here in reddest of the red Texas. I'd think anyone going door-to-door asking those kind of personal questions would definitely be putting his life at risk. No amount of money would make it worthwhile for me.

I now plan to tell such visitors they are the ones who can be arrested.
Requesting my health information is in violation of a health information privacy act.
Me dino learned about HIPAA from other Gulchers in a previous Babylon Bee thread I posted~~
https://www.galtsgulchonline.com/post...

Well said!

Before slamming the door in their faces call them “Snitching Little Losers. “... Good term, Great Dino!
Of course you run the chance of being arrested for hurting their feelings, but it would be worth it.

Gov supplied income. Without thinking it thru, there are good arguments for it, but looking round after 100 years of it you can see that it is used, not just as a safety net, but as a long term lifestyle choice.

O'Biden's puppeteers may FEEL forced to cut off some "Keep voting Dem" payments to create a vaccine checker work force.
A lot those growing hordes of sponging illegals can't speak English and their sole purpose of being here is to vote Dem one way or another.
As for murders, rapes, peddled pedophilia and assorted other crimes, that's just acceptable collateral damage by the Marxist Jackass Party.
Oh, and anyone who disagrees with any of this lowdown Schiff is a racist.

Do you think they really want to work?
Even dweebs, I suspect, have gotten addicted to government supplied income.

Some may lose their parents to the Grim Reaper or otherwise be kicked out and forced to work, well, should O'Biden stop paying them with our money to sit on their precious butts.
Being little bullies for Big Brother may feed their egos enough to like such "I'm gonna tell on you" kinda work.

Just wondering if there will be a shortage of vax checkers? I can’t imagine these snitching little losers ( I like that term, Allosaur) leaving the comfort of mommy’s basement and having to walk door to door. “How demeaning... and Mr Grouch yelled at me... “ , they will exclaim as they waddle back to their basements with their feelings hurt....