Dems Finally Defend Unborn Babies' Lives After They Start Wilding Knives

Posted by $ allosaur 2 weeks, 5 days ago to Humor
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Hey, that headline kinda rhymes, now don't it?
"Stop killing our babies!" chanted one protestor outside a Planned Parenthood. "This precious little life holding a knife is clearly an innocent bystander and should not be killed!"
In the only one of six "Related Articles" that remotely relates is that the Planned Parenthood president confirms she has acquired the final one of six Marvel Comics Infinity Stones. Her plan is to utilize the "Infinity Gauntlet" to wipe out millions of babies across the universe, which is indeed overpopulated and in need of an adjustment. May the stones be with her.
In "Must Read" you must read that all the Targets in the greater Minneapolis area are planning a big "everything is free" sale in celebration of the end of the Derek Chavin trial.
This article may be a little old but all those Target stores are nevertheless stuck with the outcome. Anyway, all youse guys, it will be the only time your wife will be able to leave Target while spending less than $100.
In "Don't Miss," don't miss "Wisconsin Boasts 3,000% Voter Turnout!"
Wow! Good golly! Progressives are calling this a "huge win for democracy!"
Let freedom ring~~ding-a-ding-ding!
Now that's one helluva lotta undocumented workers! Yeah, that must be it. What else could it be?
Praise be to the handlers of good 'ole Beijing Joe Obiden!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-change-mind-on-abortion-after-unborn-babies-start-wielding-knives


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