You Rebels Would Need A Death Star

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 10 months ago to Humor
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Emperor Palpatine makes new push for blaster control since rebels among his imperial subjects would need their own Death Star to overthrow his Galactic Empire.

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  • Posted by Storo 4 years, 10 months ago
    Empires are more fragile, less powerful, and more vulnerable than you might think.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 10 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You have to hit that little hole with a photon torpedo while necessarily aiming while assisted by the Power Of The Schwartz~~the Schwartz?
    No, that was another movie, and Lord Helmet had a Schwartz laser sword in a magic ring just like the good guy did.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 10 months ago
    Hmm...but we took out their death star with not much more than a blaster...one well placed shot and golly gee...where'd it go wally?
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  • Posted by freedomforall 4 years, 10 months ago
    I'm concentrating my research into creating a black hole in DC.
    Oh, I'm too late!
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