You Rebels Would Need A Death Star

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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Emperor Palpatine makes new push for blaster control since rebels among his imperial subjects would need their own Death Star to overthrow his Galactic Empire.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 2 years, 9 months ago
    Hmm...but we took out their death star with not much more than a blaster...one well placed shot and golly gee...where'd it go wally?
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 9 months ago
      You have to hit that little hole with a photon torpedo while necessarily aiming while assisted by the Power Of The Schwartz~~the Schwartz?
      No, that was another movie, and Lord Helmet had a Schwartz laser sword in a magic ring just like the good guy did.
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