Dr. Fauci Gets Into Heated Debate With 17 Versions Of Himself

Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks ago to Humor
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You've all heard of being two-faced. In a way, it's no wonder that someone paid megabucks to so flip-floppy medically advise all the USA would slip into a Twilight Zone episode.
Quite a debate it was but at least all the Faucis agreed they all wanted one thing~~TO STAY IN THE SPOTLIGHT FOREVER!!!
The only article in "Related Articles" that relates is "Dangerous Conspiracy Theorist Doesn't Believe Vaccines Work." And why does this 'un relate? It's about Dr. Fauci who is aptly described as "clearly a grifter."
No also in "Related Articles." Dr. Fauci does make a statement in "U.S. Reports Largest One-Day Increase In Cases Of Trump Derangement Syndrome," but who the hell believes in anything "Flip-Flop Falsie" has to say?
In "Must Read" you REALLY must read "Lori Lightfoot Flees In Terror After Thomas Sowell Takes Her Up On Offer For Black People To Interview Her." Be careful what you so racily wish for, "Lightweight."
In "Don't Miss," don't miss reading "Fun New Teen Vogue Quiz Helps Girls Find Out What Kind Of Hooker They Should Be."
Not knowing a thing about Teen Vogue, me dino made sure The Babylon Bee was fairly satirizing it. Did some quick research~~
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/dr-fauci-gets-in-intense-debate-with-dr-fauci-from-a-few-months-ago

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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 weeks ago
    Love the "Bee", Dino! Hey, did you see the Bee's take on CRT? LOL!
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    • Posted by $ 3 weeks ago
      Individual sense of humors differ. For me, the Bee's take on CRT struck me as a little too straight on as a bland accurate report.
      Speaking of bees, I suddenly recall a girl named Deborah I was dating when a college student during the early Seventies. I had a book with names and names that they meant.
      I noticed Deborah meant "bee" in Hebrew and created a joke about it.
      First, I showed her my name, David, which means "beloved." Hee-hee-hee!
      Then I showed her that her named meant "bee" in Hebrew, saying, "I'll bet Hebrews got stung a lot."
      She asked. "Why?"
      David the dino said, "In English, to just shout "BEE!" gives people time to react. Not so if you have to all the way say, "Debo--RARRRRR!" Saying that, I grabbed my arm as if stung.
      As I giggled at my joke, Deborah just blankly stared at me. Do believe I recall me dino having three dates with the only Deborah in my life before I lost interest in her.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 weeks ago
    Every day this past year was like reliving Ground Hog day. Same news, same subject. So maybe the 17 fauxy faucies were attempts to escape the Ground Hog Matrix, not know which color pill to take... not knowing which version of himself would succeed.
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