Israel To Buy Weapns From USA To Shoot Down Iranian Rockets Paid For By The USA

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"Yeah, it's all pretty straight forward," said some dude O'Biden appointed to be a "qualified" Middle East expert. "Not confusing at all."
"Yeah," that confidential source again said in response to another Fake News question, "the entire conflict is pretty much a proxy war between patriotic Democrats and evil Republican at this point."
Libertarians and other treasonous groups of so-called "independents" have started a petition to bring all those fiat dollars home so Democrats and Republicans can just shoot rockets at each other right here.
In "Related Articles" only two of six relates to today's BB headliner.
One be "Saudi Arabian King Pinky-Promises To Only use US-Supplied Weapons For Good" (as opposed to "Bad" as far as supplying terrorists is concerned).
In the other article Congresswomen Rashida Tlaib and Ihan Omar are bewildered over why they got banned from Israel just for believing that country should not exist.
"It's racism," Omar said in a press conference. OF COURSE, SHE SAID THAT!!!
In "Must Read," you must read the "Vaccine Incentives Offered In Each Of The 50 States."
Here are examples~~In Alaska you get a whopping 50 acres, a bear and a snow cone. Yum-yum! In California you get a free U-Haul so you can get the hell out of that crappy state! In Minnesota it's free admission to the police academy. Montana? A free buffalo! New Mexico? A free migrant child! South Dakota? Your face on Mt. Rushmore! Utah? Free three wives with each injection! But go read 'em all! As Kamala Harris would say, "Hahahahahahaha!"
Speaking of Kamala, in "Don't Miss," don't miss her housing plan for poor families. Each family gets a 10'X10' room with three meals a day. Her housing for mass quantities of the poor shall boast top level security with high walls, barbed wire fencing and tower guards.
Don't worry, there's no government like good government and trust Kamala to know what's best. Due to her many years as a prosecutor, she has had lots of experience with this sort of thing.
BB: Ain't that right, Kamala?
Kamala: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-to-buy-weapons-from-america-with-money-given-to-them-by-america-to-shoot-down-iranian-rockets-paid-for-by-america

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  • Posted by $ TomB666 4 weeks, 1 day ago
    This is a prime example of what Ike warned us about - the Military Industrial Complex profiting by supplying both sides of a war.
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    • Posted by $ 4 weeks, 1 day ago
      They get richer~We The People get poorer.
      But who are we to the pigs who run their Animal Farm as they collectively power grab maneuver to run it all oh so much better?
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  • Posted by hodgepodge 4 weeks, 1 day ago
    We should be clear here that the Iranian Rockets were paid for by obama and his dark of night shipment of cash This was never discussed in congress and put to a vote and certainly wasn't done with the consent of the American people.
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  • Posted by Misanthropic-Shrugger 4 weeks, 1 day ago
    The economic analysis is correct. US pumps BILLIONS into Arab slums controlled by terror groups. The money gets hoovered up and sent to Iran and Syria. Iran and Syria ship them rocket propelled artillery. It's just that simple.
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  • Posted by $ Raider_StClaire 4 weeks, 1 day ago
    It's disgusting watching the elitist keep supporting our enemies. To what end? Other than staying in power.
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    • Posted by $ 4 weeks, 1 day ago
      Me dino is convinced many if not all of O'Biden's handlers hates Israel.
      Welcome to The Gulch, An Alabama prison named St. Claire is an hour's drive on an interstate from my home. The name of the one I worked at for 21 years, Donaldson, takes about 25 minutes on a very windy rural road.
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