At this point wearing seatbelts outside your car is only CDC recommendation. But consider how Obiden (even with two shots received) recently freaked out for not finding his mask before making a speech at some yawn event before he found it in one of his own pockets.
So me dino fully expects Obiden will get around to writing an executive order to make wearing a seatbelt outside of your car THE LAW OF THE LAND!!!
At this point Our Far-Famed Great Unifier Beijing Joe only recommends that we Follow The Science.
"I don't know what's hard about this," our presidential puppet said as his handlers ~~oops, I mean aides~~handed him a juice box and tightened his 5-point harness. "Just wear the dang seatbelt, folks!
Big Brother hath spoken. Recommendation resistance is futile.
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In "Must Read" you guys must read about 12 ways to help your wives around the house, such as #4 "Never shower so she will have less towels to fold."
And in "Don't Miss" don't miss "Democrats In Chaos After Being Forced To Do Math For The First Time."
Hmm, that may explain the multiplication of $everal different thing$.
I mean, what's another trillion here and another trillion there? A trillion here, a trillion there. Trillions and trillions everywhere! Whoppie!