CDC Recommends Wearing Seatbelts Even When Outside Your Car.

Posted by $ allosaur 1 week, 2 days ago to Humor
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At this point wearing seatbelts outside your car is only CDC recommendation. But consider how Obiden (even with two shots received) recently freaked out for not finding his mask before making a speech at some yawn event before he found it in one of his own pockets.
So me dino fully expects Obiden will get around to writing an executive order to make wearing a seatbelt outside of your car THE LAW OF THE LAND!!!
At this point Our Far-Famed Great Unifier Beijing Joe only recommends that we Follow The Science.
"I don't know what's hard about this," our presidential puppet said as his handlers ~~oops, I mean aides~~handed him a juice box and tightened his 5-point harness. "Just wear the dang seatbelt, folks!
Big Brother hath spoken. Recommendation resistance is futile.
In "Related Articles" nothing related to the headline article. Yet of great interest to me dino is "Cracker Jack Changes Name To Be More Politically Correct." Hmm, just when me dino thought Woke Caucasians are supposed to despise everything about their palefaced selves.
In "Must Read" you guys must read about 12 ways to help your wives around the house, such as #4 "Never shower so she will have less towels to fold."
And in "Don't Miss" don't miss "Democrats In Chaos After Being Forced To Do Math For The First Time."
Hmm, that may explain the multiplication of $everal different thing$.
I mean, what's another trillion here and another trillion there? A trillion here, a trillion there. Trillions and trillions everywhere! Whoppie!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/car-manufacturers-now-recommend-wearing-a-seatbelt-even-when-youre-outside-the-car

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  • Posted by term2 1 week, 1 day ago
    CDC has lost my support awhile ago. I dont even listen to the public service announcements on radio anymore. I do what I think is prudent, based on what I can find out from as unbiased sources as possible. I take the responsibility for the results
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  • Posted by wmiranda 1 week, 1 day ago
    The wearing of the placebo mask is based on the presumption that everyone you meet actually has active the Wuhan virus. But that is not the case. Even if it were, the mask does nothing to stop any virus. Knowing what we know now, all the Wuhan hysteria was way over stated and many of the tests were false positive. But politicians found that it was a great tool for them to use. Now we're finding studies that wearing the placebo mask for long periods may be detrimental to many people's health by the rebreathing of CO2 and less oxygen intake. But those studies will be ridiculed by the money grab industry and politicians that benefit from it.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 1 week, 1 day ago
    A sad point to ponder - at what point do the honest, law-abiding, God-fearing, family-man cops who are required to enforce this inanity, become the Gestapo or the KGB? It's happened before, in Russia in 1919 and in Germany in 1939. And at what point does the average law-abiding conservative American get fed up, stand up to it and become a 'criminal'?
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 1 week, 1 day ago
    Control via fear, and power to them. Do not forget their other fear factor, the planned fake alien invasion, to take up where covid leaves off. People are so gullible, follow only the TV talking heads. The snippets they have shown so far are so fake, but it will escalate. People in constant fear are like mobs looking for a master/ Did not the gov. once say that mobs are easier to controll than random individuals, mass hysteria.
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  • Posted by $ kbillado 5 days ago
    Did you hear the comment by miss Wallenski from the CDC saying that children playing soccer should wear a mask. But it is ok not to wear one while swimming. Is it me or does she not know that wearing a covid mask while swimming will increase the numbers of drowning deaths. Can she be that stupid?
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    • Posted by $ 4 days, 23 hours ago
      Yes, she's that stupid. I used to swim a lot. Can imagine myself choking.
      Recently, being forced to wear a mask caused a young girl to pass out running at a track meet. Saw it on TV. She's OUTSIDE for the love of God!
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