O'Biden Thankful For Gas Crisis To Distract From Inflation Crisis, Unemployment Crisis, Border Crisis And~~pant! pant~~Being A Crisis Himself!

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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"Finally, a distraction!" said the Crisis-In-Chief, letting out a sigh of relief. "By golly, it was either inflation crisis this or employment crisis that and I don't even want to hear the words "border crisis" again. I was all like~~would you just shut up, man?"
CNN agrees that all the schiff O'Biden and his puppeteers have been putting up with is~~well, when allowed to speak, our Great Unifier can say it best~~"It's a whole bunch of malarkey!"
As for what else O'Biden had to say about the wonderful relief created by the gas crisis distraction is "Anyway, everyone should just pony up and drive a Tesla. Get with the times and save the planet, Jack."
To that, AOC chipped in with "Yes, saving the planet is all that's important. Isn't that right, Joy?" "Yeah," Joy Behar agreed. "Stop being such whiners, folks. Saving Earth comes first and toward that noble end at least Orange Man Bad is out of our hair."
Hmm, speaking of Orange Man Bad, in "Related Articles" the only article that relates is "CNN unveils New Slogan "Orange Man Bad." Why? Because the current gas crisis is all Trump's fault just like the border crisis and on and on all the way to O'Biden being an O'Biden crisis.
Yet c'mon, let's get real. Also in "Related Articles" there's another entitled, "Dems criticize Trump For Not Taking Ownership Of The Sinking Of The Titanic" but that's just silly.
But wait, Orange Man's rich daddy may have ownership. Or his granddaddy or his great-granddaddy. Maybe we can ask Jen Psaki to go figure and circle back on that.
In "Must Read" in order to assure you are sufficiently woke, you must read "Non-Menstruating Partner Wishes Menstruating Partner A Happy Birthing Person's Day."
In "Don't Miss" don't miss "Scholars Say Promised Land Was Actually Flowing With Mac And Cheese From Chick-Fil-A" but maybe you don't really have to "Must Read" that. Why? Because that's not at all as funny as a BB article me dino read about the Keystone Pipeline being reconverted to ease the Chick-Fil-A sauce shortage. Me a picky dino just didn't care for some other reading stuff it was lined up with. So I didn't use it. So there!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-thankful-for-gas-crisis-to-distract-from-the-inflation-crisis-unemployment-crisis-and-border-crisis


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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 11 months ago
    Wonder what the next 'crisis' will be?
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 11 months ago
      Dunno what new stupid mess the Marxist handlers of our "Great Uniter" has in store for us next.
      One thing for sure is that some day our current Crisis-In-Chief will morph into a Kamala Krisis.
      New thought! Me dino now wonders if Kamala will rebel over Slow Joe's handlers giving her permission to speak about things.
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