Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Ever

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month ago to Humor
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Yes~~ZOWIE!~~just ask our trusted mainstream media if we ain't in for another "Summer Of Love" chock fulla peaceful protests.
Also yes, even The Babylon Bee has it on good authority that we're in store for a humdinger of peaceful protests even if Derek Chauvin is found guilty.
Hey, bet you can't beat that with a stick. Oh, you can?
"We're getting ready for some really peaceful protests," said one business owner as he boarded up his storefront. "We ain't seen nothin' yet when it comes to how peaceful Black Lives Matter can be."
If lucky, his store may be selected for lighting the candles for BLM protestors, who shall hold them, altogether so lovey dovey swaying as they sing~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfHAs...
Today the only article in "Related Articles" that relates is a stupid one about Trump joining the Black Panthers. Two better 'uns that don't relate are (1) about the GOP promising to be fiscally conservative as long as a Democrat is president and (2) Bolshevik Bernie promising to make New Hampshire his very first reeducation camp in appreciation for a primary win.
In "Must Read" you must read about a third grade "Girl Rushed To Hospital For Emergency Gender Reassignment Surgery After Showing Up To School With A G.I. Joe Doll." And why tell her parents? What do they know?
Also you "Must Read" that evil nonconformist "Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair (Blond), Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run" and "60 Minutes Releases Exclusive Secret Photos Of Ron DeSantis Clubbing Baby Seals With Hitler."
In "Don't Miss," don't miss "Trump Injects Self With Ebola So He Can Defeat That Next."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-braces-for-most-peaceful-protests-yet


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  • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month ago
    Curfew begins in 8 mins here. Stay home orders from 7pm to 6am. Very peacefully protesting in my kitchen. Well the chicken did not fair so well, his evening probably wasn’t as peaceful as mine.
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