7 Great Home Defense Options When Guns Are Banned

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years ago to Humor
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Me dino's fave be #6. Reminds me of a happy childhood of watching what Road Runner would do to Wiley Coyote or what Bugs would do to Elmer Fudd when out hunting "wabbits."
If me dino had to watch the milksop toons my grandchildren watch, I'd just get bored enough to go outside and play.
In today's The Babylon Bee "Related Articles," only two of six are related because there is (1)10 Strange But True Facts About The Bible and (2) 12 More Disney Plus Shows With Offensive Content.
In "Must Read" you only have to must read "10 Easy Ways To End Racism Forever" because the counting theme continues.
In the "Don't Miss" article section there's nothing to miss due to there being nothing to count.
If this need to count makes no sense to you, well, you're no extinct dino with nifty museum display qualifications~~so there!


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  • Posted by $ BobCat 5 years ago
    Had to laugh at. ‘just hug it out’. That is so typical of the leftists, I would never have thought of it...
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  • Posted by Abaco 5 years ago
    I remember a few years back where they were teaching school kids to throw canned food at shooters. Maybe that can be adapted for home use, too. Keep a can or two of chili by the bed...
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  • Posted by Commander 5 years ago
    Ummm...I think I'll stick with my neighbor. He's a combat Vet..'Nam'.
    He was telling me of finding enemy munition stashes and reloading the bullets with C-4...I like his thinking.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years ago
    Oh my! All such great ideas. The hug sounds sweet. Bet that would work! Personally, I have a dog that let's me know if a cat is on the property, or a squirrel. He really hates Mr. Cat. People get the loudest barking. Won't shut up!
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