7 Great Home Defense Options When Guns Are Banned

Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 5 days ago to Humor
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Me dino's fave be #6. Reminds me of a happy childhood of watching what Road Runner would do to Wiley Coyote or what Bugs would do to Elmer Fudd when out hunting "wabbits."
If me dino had to watch the milksop toons my grandchildren watch, I'd just get bored enough to go outside and play.
In today's The Babylon Bee "Related Articles," only two of six are related because there is (1)10 Strange But True Facts About The Bible and (2) 12 More Disney Plus Shows With Offensive Content.
In "Must Read" you only have to must read "10 Easy Ways To End Racism Forever" because the counting theme continues.
In the "Don't Miss" article section there's nothing to miss due to there being nothing to count.
If this need to count makes no sense to you, well, you're no extinct dino with nifty museum display qualifications~~so there!
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    I remember a few years back where they were teaching school kids to throw canned food at shooters. Maybe that can be adapted for home use, too. Keep a can or two of chili by the bed...
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