"We're Not Tearing Up The Constitution, We're Untearing It," Dems Say

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"Turtle McConnell and the Republicans were the ones who tore it up," Jerry Nadler nadlessly whined as he ripped The Constitution apart.
"That fixes it!" House Speaker Pelosi giddily squealed as she tore out the 2nd Amendment entirely.
In today's The Babylon Bee "Related Articles," none relate to the headliner at all, especially the one entitled, "AOC Says There Is Too Much Division In Our Country When Addition and Subtraction Are Hard Enough."
And Don't Miss This Sniff~~"Joe Obiden Vows To Launch NASA Mission To Explore Your Personal Space."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/were-not-tearing-the-constitution-were-untearing-it-says-dems-ripping-the-constitution-apart

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