All Comrades Must Cancel 7 Dangerous Books That Could Radicalize Your Child

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Comrade enemies of the insidious MAGA movement, you should always be woke to a world of sinister voices out to lure your children toward extremist far-right ideas.
Click the link to learn the 7 books to avoid at all costs. The top three are~~
1. The Bible that preaches there are only two genders. Yeesh! Talk about not following the science.
2. Any Math Book is a gateway into the white supremacist demand of "either/or" thinking. Oh, such vile intolerance!
3. Works of Shakespeare uses the old-fashioned big words of a white male. While learning all my essntial BS toward that degree in a collegiate School of Journalism that "power to the people!" changed it's name to "Communications" two years after I left, I saw a student play of Shakespeare's "The Taming Of The Shrew." How misogynistic! As a birth person, Katherina had every right to make Petruchio's siring person life utterly miserable.
In "Related Articles," the only one of six articles that relates to the lead story is "College English Courses To Replace Study Of Shakespeare With Group Readings of-- "ANTIRACIST BABY!"
Know, comrades, that long time ago dead like The Constitution that Shakespeare was white and that our living, breathing fictional ANTIRACIST BABY is in living color black.
That means Shakespeare can be condemned for misogyny, racism, homophobia, classism and all things unwoke.
In "Must Read" you must read 3 of 4 articles that you have read before. Is that not how to study? But for the love of Karl Marx, do not again read "White Liberals Watch In Amazement As Black Man Acquires ID." How that racist propaganda ever became included is beyond the grasp of superior authority. Is that not right, Chairman O'Biden? Shucks, me dino can only hear someone snoring. So never mind. I must move on for having nothing to hear this time.
Speaking of Our Great Unifier, in "Don't Miss," don't miss "Obama: 'O'Biden Has Touched Us All'" Yes, comrades, in this article Obama has many nice things to say about Great Party Leader.
Here's an excerpt: "Many leaders, um, you know, they, um, don't rub you the right way. But not Joe. Joe, see, he, um, touches everyone he comes in contact with, whether they want him to or not."
Wow, what do you think, comrades? Me dino? I think that was just touching!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/7-dangerous-books-that-could-radicalize-your-child


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