Female Weight Lifter Suffers Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics - Galt's Gulch

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Female Weight Lifter Suffers Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics

Posted by allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago to Humor

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Now me dino supposes I'm a racist homophobe for posting this BB bit.

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/female-weightlifter-suffers-tragic-testicle-injury-just-weeks-before-tokyo-olympics

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Posted by TheDollar 2 years, 10 months ago

Ummm. The REAL tragedy we are facing here is that the Babylon Bee is left with almost nothing to satirize anymore.

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  Posted by AJAshinoff 2 years, 10 months ago
  
  Absolute truth.
  
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Posted by Solver 2 years, 10 months ago

These kinds of blatant attacks on reality are also attacks on competitive women.

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago
  
  Absolutely! I've read at least three or four articles about girls working their hearts out to compete in some track and field sport only to see some guy who supposedly thinks he's a girl beat them.
  To complain about what is fair?
  Well, anything that goes against the grain of liberalism (being a mental disorder) is always at first racist before getting into any specific sheeple group think imagined phobias to trash down to earth people with.
  Then there's the aspect of school boards filled with gutless cowards.
  
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    Posted by BobCat 2 years, 10 months ago
    
    I am just waiting for the day when the women rise up and beat the stuffin’ out of one of these queens. The women needs to stand up for themselves and show the world that they have the “stuff” to correct this farce on their own.
    
    I can hear it now, Oh my, that mean woman brute hit me...
    
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      Posted by allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago
      
      Imagine a transgender trying to get into women's sports anywhere in the USA during 1921. Ouch!
      
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Posted by Olduglycarl 2 years, 10 months ago

Ok, this is obviously a postmodern intersectional MAN, but even so...how does one cut deeply or Tear one's balls, lifting weights, Hernia? yes but a deep cut?...was IT trying to cut them off?...maybe tore the sack while itching them with fake razor sharp finger nails or it that what happens when a guy wears a girls thong?

signed, Bewildered.

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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago
  
  Wearing a girl's thong? Yeah, that should do it.
  
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    Posted by AJAshinoff 2 years, 10 months ago
    
    I can't even begin to imagine how uncomfortable that would be, even without a 'package'. Seriously who could be comfortable with a string in your butt crack.
    
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      Posted by allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago
      
      That doesn't slow down real for really real female pole dancers~~at least not in some bars me once a naughty dino visited decades ago.
      Remembering Bourbon Street, Pensacola, here and there about Birmingham. Oh, yeah, HBO that I cut loose during the Nineties.
      
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Posted by Abaco 2 years, 10 months ago

I'm joking with my buddies that I'm doing to go into female senior power lifting. I can probably obtain some world records doing this. Everybody gets a big laugh out of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxDai...

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  Posted by AJAshinoff 2 years, 10 months ago
  
  Pretty funny. Once against South Park is spot on.
  
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  Posted by allosaur 2 years, 10 months ago
  
  And the dude pretending to be a dudette said, "Luck is for dudes!"
  
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