Post-Celebrate Birthing Person Day With 7 Woke Jokes
The hearsay of a confidential source has advised that the following is but an itty bitty snippet from a far more gargantuan "Little Book Of Woke Jokes."
In this The Babylon Bee edition none of the "Related Articles" is related to what is headlined above. Furthermore, though me dino finds these 6 articles funny, all be of too much of a religious nature for some of youse Gulchers to appreciate. So this section thou mayest skippeth if ye be offendeth.
In "Must Read," you must especially read that the "CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism.
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In this The Babylon Bee edition none of the "Related Articles" is related to what is headlined above. Furthermore, though me dino finds these 6 articles funny, all be of too much of a religious nature for some of youse Gulchers to appreciate. So this section thou mayest skippeth if ye be offendeth.
In "Must Read," you must especially read that the "CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism.
In "Don't Miss," don't miss reading "Biden Loses Another Mario Kart Game After Trying To Sniff Peach's Hair The Whole Time" and an article about President Of These United States Kamala getting upset about some old senile hair sniffer too old to be a Siring Person horning in on her "Person Of The Year" Time Magazine photo shoot. Bet maybe you can guess who that crooked cognitively coo-coo creep is.
