Transgender HHS Nominee Says Kids Should Decide For Themselves Whether To Stick A Knife Into A Toaster

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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This is Babylon Bee SATIRE of a simple sort that coulda come straight out of the National Lampoon that lasted between 1970 and 1998.
Good.
Why does me dino say "Good?"
Because by now I bet it would have become SNL upchuck. It would now likely be too PC to touch this bit with a ten-foot-pole.
College trained to be a real journalist in 1974 and a newspaper reporter for seven years until expected to find things wrong with Ronald Reagan, I would have at the start of this "article" described the HHS as the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Readers young and even old don't know all those freakin' too many acronyms.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    OK...that's funny...

    I'm glad to see this individual being the "butt" of a great joke. I thought I was the only one doing that...
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      I winder if she shaves her hairy-~OMG! I've committed the most grievously "hurtful" sin of using an improper woke proper English grammar pronoun when I should said "it" about its butt.
      Guess that's all okay on second thought. It sure looks like an it to me.
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    • Posted by NealS 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Nothing funny about it at all, I'll accept scary. That is one sick "thing". Maybe "it" should have been in charge of Joe Biden's son, Hunter, when he was growing up. Why is it that the people of the government never seem to reap the "benefits" they impose on the rest of us? How many of them would allow their kids getting advice from "it"?
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  • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    We are doomed if this shit goes on for too much longer. I can’t laugh because it is so close to the maniacs unreality. Protecting the children should be a civilized country’s top priority.
    JFK said “children are the worlds most valuable resource and the best hope for the future”
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    • Posted by $ Abaco 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      I agree. Deep down...when I saw Rand Paul asking this piece of sh%7 if they are in favor of sex changes on children and it's total avoidance (I call them "it") I felt the urge to do some bad things. Everybody has their line in the sand. Mine is the safety of children. Let them have their childhood without letting the f*&king ghouls get their hands on them. There are no words to describe how upsetting this is to me...
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      • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        I hope they are waking the sleeping giant. Of course I feel like you do and as much so about the MSM , they used to be journalists and would report on the facts showing the evil ignorance being foisted on us all. Now we have a demented faux President and all the media is concerned about is denying the rampant election fraud that enabled the Buy-demon admin to destroy our liberties. Going after children may be the straw the breaks the camels back.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Satan has power over the world until his time is up.
      Hope me dino don't get into trouble here for writing that.
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      • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        If people who are objective can’t see the satanic DEMonic people who are trying to ruin and rule over us, I suggest they watch the Super Bowl half time garbage . They also could google “spirit cooking. The Moloch worshipers ceremony “cremation of care” at bohemian grove that has been a part of the deletes summer (fun) for years . I will link a performance at Cerns for the delite scumbags as well.
        Not hidden in plain site. This war is good vs evil.
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        • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month, 2 weeks ago
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          • Posted by $ skidance 1 month, 2 weeks ago
            I watched part of this video, but enough was enough. Disgusting!
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            • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month, 2 weeks ago
              You are correct. This is what the elite find entertaining. It doesn’t matter if you believe in Satan or not many of the western world leaders do.
              Putin’s reference to Satanism was a pointed rebuke to the New World Order elites, who – though they push militant secularism on the societies they are trying to undermine – are closet Satanists.

              “Anyone who doubts this should run the name ‘Lt. Col. Michael Aquino’ through a search engine. Aquino, an avowed Satanist and credibly-accused mass child abuser, was rewarded for his crimes against children with an appointment as Chief of Psychological Warfare for the US military…
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  • Posted by 25n56il4 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Funny post on a gloomy subject. Teenagers' hormones are so rampant they aren't to be trusted with something this serious. In later years, they will want to kill themselves because of this silly idea of sex change. What impact will male hormones have on a female if he/she gets pregnant?
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Heard some female "guest commentator" on Fox News (prime time is the only time to stomach it now) say s a brain does not fully mature until you're 25.
      That would explain why I was once a lib about up until I was that age, though a comparison with Carter vs Reagan really helped to straighten out my mental development.
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      • Posted by 25n56il4 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        I don't know about the brain. But the body is still developing until 25. N
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        • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
          The body too? Interesting. When I got out of the Marines I was under 25 and went back to college with the GI Bill. I let myself go. Losing a gal I fancied inspired me to lose my gut and get back into shape. In the Marines I had to be able to jog three miles within 20 or 30 minutes. Can't remember which. 25 mites? Maybe.
          Just after age 25--27?--I could run four miles knowing I was traveling as fast and also knew I could keep jogging on if I wanted to. I also became stronger than I was before. My love life really picked up after that.
          Now I'm just an about to turn 74 has-been old dinosaur with a cane for messed-up left foot. Can't run to save my life. And the gut is back.
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          • Posted by $ Snezzy 1 month, 2 weeks ago
            Hmmm. I'm 77 and can still run, if I want to. Keep in shape by working with my horses. Gotta have feet swift enough to avoid getting stepped on, but still I have some funny-looking toes.
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            • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
              Me dino can longer make fist with my left hand. As for my right fist, my middle finger does not quite want to cooperate. Think it's trying to fell me something as a middle finger is known to do.
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  • Posted by Redbone 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    My note to Senator Paul:
    Senator Dr. Paul,

    Thank you for serving your State and being one of the few voices of reason left in Washington.

    I have never been known as the brightest bulb in the box, but am I the only one that sees the pink elephant in the room?

    Biden signed an Executive Order that eradicated discrimination against "Transgender" people in the armed forces. Sounds like a great feel good order with a little caveat that affects your wallet and mine. First, I have no issues with these people. Second, I don't believe the taxpayers should shoulder the cost of their surgery. I have read that the Golden Ticket Information that travels through the trans community is that if you are 20 years old and Trans, working at the Burger house, no insurance and no way to pay 50K for surgery than your best option is to join the military and let the Gov't pay for surgery and lifetime VA medical treatment……...

    Now I don't disagree with Biden when he said they have a desire to serve. I just question if the desire to serve is greater than their desire to have the military or VA (using my tax dollars) to pay for their surgery.
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    • Posted by $ blarman 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Agreed. The military is not the place for individuals who have problems with their self-esteem or bodily image. Let them work those things out with a proper therapist or psychologist. The military is a place for people who love and are willing to protect the freedom of others.
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    I have to admit...When I first saw this nominee about a month ago I laughed. And, I mean I really, really laughed. Tears of laughter...for a couple days. Every time I'd think about his big ugly mug with yellow teeth and a john thomas under those frumpy dresses...I'd just lose it. I sent a link about "it" to a couple coworkers at work with just my comment, "This is great news!" (we work in healthcare). One coworker, another engineer, said, "I was afraid to click the link." My son, the other day, said "That's the hardest you ever laughed, dad." I know I'm a bad person. But, I guess I don't know what else to do other than laugh at this point. Maybe I'm a cave man...
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  • Posted by RonC 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Trump won the election in 2016 with the election laws in place during that election.

    Biden won the election in 2020 with the election laws in place during that election.

    In the swing states, democratic judges, governor's, election officials, and secretaries of state put into place new laws that allowed voting by mail, ballot harvesting, unsolicited ballots mailed to all voters, extended time to vote, lower proof of identity, and other changes. These new rules made it legal for truckloads of ballots to be dropped off by ballot harvesters in the middle of the night, to be counted. Even if they were days late.

    Once those ballots are counted and certified, no court will throw the election out, because whichever candidate you like, millions of voters would be disenfranchised by our own Court.

    IMHO Trump's legal team should be sued by Trump for malpractice, because all of the suits about rules changes should have been adjudicated before the election. I agree those changes are unconstitutional, they were just as unconstitutional before election night.
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    I have a hard time taking a clown seriously. Listening to a mentally deficient spout advice and opinions doesn't even register on a serious scale. Babylonbee is going to have a field day with this nutcase.
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