BLM Burns Palestinian Businesses To Protest Israel In Gaza

Posted by $ allosaur 4 weeks ago to Humor
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"Everybody knows the best way to fight back against your oppressor is to burn down your own community." a strutting BLM leader said while swinging his elbows all over the place.
And one grateful Hamas leader had this to add: "If it works in America, maybe we should try it here."
By the way, y'all, BLM, Antifa and the Coca-Cola Bottling Company wants to thank all the black small business owners who had their hopes and dreams destroyed for their sacrifice to a most noble cause.
Ditto sez Kellogg's breakfast cereals too.
Now read the only article of six that relates to the above story in "Related Articles" or be a racist. That 'un would be "Impressed Military Drops Portland Antifa In Hostile ISIS Territory."
One U.S. Army non-menstrating person Capt. Harvey Kittle brayed, "Just look at Portland! Yeah, Portland, y'all! Ya know what? Little or no fascists can actually be found there! Hey, we can thank Antifa for all that good Schiff!"
Tis true Antifa members were at first hesitant to undertake this mission in foreign climes. But once they got their bad little booties briefed that ISIS kills Christians, all in a sudden they took on gobs of enthusiastic interest.
Now y'all don't worry about ISIS killing Antifa on sight. Antifa still gots themselves oodles of anti-Trump protest signs to wave all about!
In "Must Read" you must read "Oops! AP Reporter Forgets To Remove Hamas Headband Before Going Live."
Yeah, for sure AP didn't know they shared that building that's in the news with Hamas. Yeah, sure! Sure!"
Bee Reporter: Vice President Harris, would you have an opinion about that?
Harris: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
In "Don't Miss," don't miss reading "Facts, Logic Banned From Next Democrat Debate For Being Tools Of The Alt-Right."
Hey, whoa! Just tools of the Alt-Right? Heck, all us what's Woke knows the entire GOP are all just as fascist as sure as 2+2=RACISM!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/blm-deploys-rioters-to-gaza-to-protest-israel-by-burning-down-palestinian-businesses


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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 weeks ago
    I guess I am a racist...I do think blem, antifu*k and radical progressive post modern demos are a different race...they are NOT consciously human, in my estimation.
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    • Posted by $ 4 weeks ago
      Those thugs DO imagine themselves to be the intellectual superiors of every one they torment~like the poor minding their business diners they so cowardly crowd around and scream at in restaurants.
      They're even proud of those videos made of their demented bullying. Brought to us with donations made by Nike sporty shoes, Kellogg's breakfast cereals, the Coca-Cola Bottling Company and even some churches.
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  • Posted by 25n56il4 4 weeks ago
    We need to quit advertising 'Black Lives Matter'. We all know 'All Lives Matter'. Let's start using that title I saw one of you guys using and I like so much... 'Burn Loot Murder'. They are thugs! And I challenge charitable contributions to their cause!
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