Little Sister Greta Is Watching You

Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 6 days ago to Humor
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Actually, The Babylon Bee announces the new "Greta On The Shelf" doll that's installed with the high technology to both watch you and with jet engines fly back to the UN to report your climate change sins to the Intergovernmental Panel On Climate Change.
Hey, no need to sweat the Greta doll ratting you out. The article in the link provides a handy list of climate change sins so you may stay out of trouble due to rendering your full compliance. Now that's a win-win you can't agonizingly beat so slowly to death with a great big stick wrapped in barbed wire.
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I mean, no way there can be any biological difference between the two genders. Don't believe me? Just ask our new Secretary of Health!

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