Terrified Biden Wanders White House Wondering Where Obama Went

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month ago to Humor
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Think Biden doing that live is bad? Having recently read that Churchill saw Lincoln's ghost during a White House visit, me dino just now imagined what may happen should Old Beijing Joe die there. Late at night Kommiela may hear midnight wailing calls of "Oooo, Oobooboo!" or during quieter times hear sniffing sounds about her ears.
Among "Related Articles" in The Babylon Bee, read about Bolshevik Bernie yelling at kids to get off his many, many lawns.
In "Must Read," Meghan Markle tells young girls they will always be oppressed no matter how famous, rich and powerful they are.
And "Don't Miss" how a Mexican restaurant racially profiled a white girl by offering mild sauce.
Hey, come to think of it, me an old dino has lost count of how many times Taco Bell gave me mild sauce when I specifically requested hot sauce on their racist intercom outside. Can't recall a single Taco Bell employee who ever looked remotely Mexican, so it must have been equipment profiling me.
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