O'Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study Why Inflation Rates Rise

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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Yes, Comrade Great Unifier really cares how inflation affects us the little people. About that, O'Biden said, "Rest assured, your government (that ain't you anymore) is committed to spending however much taxpayer money it takes to get at the bottom of this malarkey."
He also said, "I can't remember the last time anyone proposed a $2 trillion spending bill to Congress. I mean that honestly: I can't remember. Say, what were we talking about again?"
To read more about what our about what our greatest comrade president said, you are ordered to click the link.
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What the heck? Satire spins the truth, does it not?


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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino can leave schiff to your imagination also.
    Decades ago deep into the last full century me dino read "The Sun Also Rises" by Ernest Hemingway. Depressing, I kinda recall with lots of sitting around in Paris chit-chat.
    Anyway, the next thing I'm waiting for O'Biden to do is to blame Orange Mad Bad for some vaguely alluded to debilitating war wound.
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 4 years, 11 months ago
    And Jill the doctor ( gag gag) is spending millions to find out why IT ( I leave “It” to your imagination ) no longer rises either...
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino think we can stay out of trouble. I've never heard of elders committing elder abuse.
    So why not try inflating The Great Uniter full of hydrogen and then play with matches?
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 11 months ago
    We could do it a lot cheaper...we could pump a bunch of helium up his ass and then he we experience inflation in real time.
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  • Posted by $ 4 years, 11 months ago in reply to this comment.
    It's not in me dino's old stomping ground of Alabama and the Florida Panhandle either.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 11 months ago
    Just where is this money tree located? I've looked all over Texas. It isn't here!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 4 years, 11 months ago
    +1 LOL

    There's no mention that he may have plagiarized some economic forcasting from AOC, another nominee for the Nobel Prize in economics.
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