O'Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study Why Inflation Rates Rise
Yes, Comrade Great Unifier really cares how inflation affects us the little people. About that, O'Biden said, "Rest assured, your government (that ain't you anymore) is committed to spending however much taxpayer money it takes to get at the bottom of this malarkey."
He also said, "I can't remember the last time anyone proposed a $2 trillion spending bill to Congress. I mean that honestly: I can't remember. Say, what were we talking about again?"
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He also said, "I can't remember the last time anyone proposed a $2 trillion spending bill to Congress. I mean that honestly: I can't remember. Say, what were we talking about again?"
To read more about what our about what our greatest comrade president said, you are ordered to click the link.
In "Related Articles" Boss Slick Willie of the Clinton Crime Family said, "Epstein's cause of death depends on what your definition of suicide is." Sorry, "Death by Arkancide" was not even offered as a multiple choice answer.
Another "Related Articles" article relates because Bolshevik Bernie said something too, which is what he said of New Hampshire's "Live Free Or Die" state motto. What is said was "Both those options sound horrible."
In "Must Read," you must read "Melinda Gates Files For Divorce After Discovering Windows 95 Launch Video. That's because she discovered that Bill Gates is a dancing dork.
In "Don't Miss," don't miss "O'Biden Removed From White House After Biting Aide" and another piece revealing that The Babylon Bee has purchased competing satire site CNN.
What the heck? Satire spins the truth, does it not?
There's no mention that he may have plagiarized some economic forcasting from AOC, another nominee for the Nobel Prize in economics.
Decades ago deep into the last full century me dino read "The Sun Also Rises" by Ernest Hemingway. Depressing, I kinda recall with lots of sitting around in Paris chit-chat.
Anyway, the next thing I'm waiting for O'Biden to do is to blame Orange Mad Bad for some vaguely alluded to debilitating war wound.
So why not try inflating The Great Uniter full of hydrogen and then play with matches?