Somewhat edited from The Babylon Bee article in the link~~
"The last thing we need is a bunch of California sissies moving into our beautiful state of Texas and screwing everything up and turning or state blue," said Governor Abbott. "Too many Californians have entered our said. Too many liberal ideas have already been proposed. This must end. It's time to open Texas 100%.
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Among Related Articles ({} below the breaches in this here Texas fence {}) one of 'em be 'bout Governor Cuomo agreeing that if lock-downs are lifted then Democrat governors will no longer get nearly as much time in the spotlight.
PLUS! Trump says his Civil War will be even better than Lincoln's.
In the Must Read sidebar the most pertinent of four articles asks "Is You Cat Actually Satan?" but you should find "The Equality Act Explained" of some interest also.
Whoa, me dino thought "equality " is all about libtarded "equity" these days. Never mind, I don't write for The Babylon Bee.
As for Satanic cats, a stray I adopted during the Seventies once gifted me with several slaughtered baby bunnies deposited before my front door.
Do believe I was supposed to both feel honored and to eat them

FLASH! (This added an hour or so later. Remember old movies displaying how newspapers would put out special editions?)
Well~~FLASH!
Experts Warn Lifting Mask Mandates Could Contribute To A Dangerous Spread Of Freedom!
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-w...