The Babylon Bee Guide To Being WOKE - Galt's Gulch

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The Babylon Bee Guide To Being WOKE

Posted by allosaur 3 years, 2 months ago to Humor

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Required reading for comrades to be fully WOKE. But first check your privilege and mind your pronouns.
(Psst! "Your" is OK for being a possessive adjective. Comrade Dino look it up for not to violate WOKE SPEAK. All good comrades must lock step study same).

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Posted by 25n56il4 3 years, 2 months ago

Hey! I don't even understand the meaning of 'woke'. Give me a break!

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 2 months ago
  
  The Me Dino Dictionary defines a libtarded "woke" person as a fully indoctrinated American Marxist with a Caucasian if Caucasian racial self-loathing and if you're not a cracker a cracker is then your racial object of scorn and all sets of the "woke" share a self-imposed handicap in the use of proverbs so as not to offend crybaby sexual deviants.
  
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Posted by Olduglycarl 3 years, 2 months ago

Reality MUST BE SHREDDED in order for the sheeple to stay Woke and asleep.
Yes, you read that correctly: Woke is the new "sleep walking".

Or should we say: Sheep Walking?

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 2 months ago
  
  Youd could say "sleepy sheep walking rudely woke after a way too short terrible night."
  
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