The Babylon Bee Guide To Being WOKE

Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 1 day ago to Humor
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Required reading for comrades to be fully WOKE. But first check your privilege and mind your pronouns.
(Psst! "Your" is OK for being a possessive adjective. Comrade Dino look it up for not to violate WOKE SPEAK. All good comrades must lock step study same).
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  • Posted by 25n56il4 3 weeks, 1 day ago
    Hey! I don't even understand the meaning of 'woke'. Give me a break!
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    • Posted by $ 3 weeks, 1 day ago
      The Me Dino Dictionary defines a libtarded "woke" person as a fully indoctrinated American Marxist with a Caucasian if Caucasian racial self-loathing and if you're not a cracker a cracker is then your racial object of scorn and all sets of the "woke" share a self-imposed handicap in the use of proverbs so as not to offend crybaby sexual deviants.
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