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Biden Sees Own Shadow & Predicts Just Six Weeks Of Being President

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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First the little fella came outta his basement to be inaugurated. He saw what he saw and now resides way down in some corner of the White House's bomb shelter.
A reason for this appears to be that Biden's relationship with Harris has devolved into an old time TNT-tossing Warner Brothers cartoon.
Hey, let's face it. Slow Joe just ain't no Roadrunner with a younger Wiley Coyote in the prowl.
Tick-Tock goes that six-week clock. Say, doesn't the ticking end sometime around the Ides Of March?
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-sees-shadow-predicting-six-weeks-of-being-president


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  • Posted by $ BobCat 3 years, 2 months ago
    Wondering if Las Vegas has a betting line on the length of his term?
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    • Posted by term2 3 years, 2 months ago
      I say that an agreement was made before he was pushed as the candidate that when the powers that be decide, he will step down for health reasons to be with his family and kamala will assume power to speed up the destruction (I mean reset) of the country
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      • Posted by $ gharkness 3 years, 2 months ago
        As soon as I realized that the HO can spend TEN years as Queen Wh*re of the USA, I believed (and do believe) that is what she will do.

        They'll find a way to prop the Pedophile up, pretending he's alive until January 21, 2023, so he will have served two years and a day. For extra credit they might delay the SOTU address until the 21st and have him go "out" spectacularly with a stroke or something equally exciting, like an aneurysm. Then, the Ho will serve two years MINUS a day, and thus will remain eligible for re-"election" for two more terms.

        And of course now they know exactly how to predetermine the results of the "vote," so bingo.
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        • Posted by term2 3 years, 2 months ago
          I say when the powers that be prevent an honest election, they have ventured into banana republic territory, leaving citizens only ONE option to be treated fairly- REVOLUTION and violence. The left knows this and thats why they want our guns.
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        • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago
          The Marxists want to trash the Constitution anyway.
          Oh, for the present they off and on use it, huffing and puffing about how legal they are, only quoting it (even misquoting it) to give them leverage to achieve some evil end.
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      • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago
        You may very well be right.
        Do now recall Hunter's laptop "10% for the Big Guy" saying he would only serve one term.
        Me dino views the dropping of anvils and pianos as more fun, though.
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    • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago
      The dino would wager on 6 months. No, 7 is supposedly a lucky number.
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      • Posted by $ BobCat 3 years, 2 months ago
        Also wondering if he will resign or be forced out by the 25th Amendment. Again just being inquisitative.
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        • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago
          Actually, I've been giving Biden half a year just for that instead of having Commie Kamala drop a cartoon piano on him.
          Someone on this board said Kamala can't be president for not being born in the USA. Just looked that up. Wikipedia says she was born in California.
          So Kamala could place an order with that ACME Company.
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          • Posted by LameBear 3 years, 2 months ago
            Yes, Kamaltoe was "born in the US" she is still not eligible to the Office. The only Offices that REQUIRE one to be a "Natural Born Citizen" are President & VP. Born in US makes one a "Native Born" in order to be "Natural Born", BOTH parents must be citizens at the time of birth & birth on "US soil"
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            • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 2 months ago
              I recall questioning Obama's right and realized his mother was a citizen and while he may not have had a legitimate father, he was eligible because of her.
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              • Posted by LameBear 3 years, 2 months ago
                Not so!
                He was adopted, at the age of six, by Lolo Soetoro, making him "an Indonesian citizen and muslim, by birth".
                Vattel defines "Natural Born Citizens" as having both citizen parents and being born on American soil - subject to the jurisdiction of the US.
                Citizenship follows that of the father

                Think what you want - but do the research ... Cruz is not eligible either
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            • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago
              Me dino shoulda remembered that. Thank you for jogging old dino's aging memory. I wasn't seeing past "anchor baby" in Kommie Kamaltoe's case.
              Still, Nasty Nancy may make it worthwhile for a "as high as she can go" vice president to hand Slow Joe a stick of dynamite and tell him it's a tasty Cuban cigar.
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 3 years, 2 months ago
    Remember a reporter asking Joe what would happen if he and Commie disagreed? He said he would likely come down with some strange sickenss and be gone. He knew. He also has to know, if he took both virus vaccines, at his age, he will not have to feign it, he likely really will be gone in a few months, as his own immune system kills him. Then we have a replacement her own party did nto even want, and a communist through and through. BLM does not like her, ANTIFA will not. Strange days coming. Too bad Joe gets to destroy jobs for honest Americans while he is here.
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    • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago
      I've heard it argued Kommie can't be president is accordance to The Constitution.
      By the time Slow Joe leaves, who says the Demonrats will care what's in The Constitution or if we will even have it anymore?
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      • Posted by $ Stormi 3 years, 2 months ago
        She is apparently not a "natural born" citizen. Neither parent was a US citizen. Mom was citizen of India and dad of Jamaca, although they all lived in Canada.For that matter, not sure Obama was either.
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 3 years, 2 months ago
    if China Biden enacts the Domestic Terrorist Order we will be living in a banana republic with secret police spying on 75 million Trump voters and not on Antifa or BLM. I see the shadow squad of the Democratic Party slipping into a drink or food to give him an instant demise. There is too much evil this administration that they will do anything to stay in power. If KH becomes President a disaster awaits. China CCP is already given their goon coast guard to fire upon any vessel in the So.China Sea. according to news reports they have sunk several fishing vessels. China will go all out to lay claim to what they believe is theirs when they see the turmoil in the US.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 3 years, 2 months ago
    If it happens. We’ll never even know. Unless it’s Trump’s fault for leaving a little piece of COVID in the Presidential Commode. Then CNN will cue Cuomo to froth on camera for an hour.
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 3 years, 2 months ago
    Julius Caesar was told to, “Beware the Ides of March” in Mr. Shakespeare’s tale.

    Julius himself stated, “If you must break the law, do it to seize power.”

    Oh my.....
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