Teaching that you receive only XX chromosomes or XY chromosomes at birth is now politically incorrect due to the wonderful robust dynamics of our anti-racist Green New Deal regime. No, I don't know what that last part means. All we the media are under orders to write it word for word.
About that first part, majestic ruler President Biden proclaimed, "The, uh, uh, uh, only other alternative was raiding schools to burn all their bi-bi-bibological books but we knew Republican crybabies would boo-hoo-hoo all day long all over the place over the expense. So I opted for our Sturgeon General to stamp on warnings instead. Yeah, go stamp, stamp, stamp on each and every book he our wonderful sturgeon find in our built better great nation. Antifa has kindly volunteered to help out with that."
Asked about following the science, Biden paused from working out with his executive order ballpoints to responded to a now "retired" reporter, "Aw, c'mon, Jack! Are you on crack?"
True we need rules but every rule has an ex-uh, ex-uh, exhumation, no, exposition, no, exceptionalism, no, excommunication--no, not yet--"
At this point the disgraced never ever to be named "retired" reporter now cancelled from ever working anywhere as anything again cut in to say. "Exception? Like there's an exception to every rule?"
At this point Biden's face turned deep red. "Security!" he screamed. "Seize and forever out this dog-face pony soldier! He just talked to me backwards! The rest of you out! I don't wanna talk any more!"
As the Free Press hurriedly exited in stark terror, Biden was swarmed by The Squad who spoke to him in hushed whispers.
"What?" Biden barked. "I never said exceptionalism! I know that word is banned. I said what that smarty-pants reporter said--Exlaxative!"

This reporter is advised that Amendment 25 is under a renewal of consideration. Whatever that means. What the hey? My approved degree is in communications--something that used to include quaint lying stuff like journalism.