This is too funny. We better pay attention to Babylon Bee and for goodness sakes, don't have an ancestry check run on your DNA! You might get 'banned'.

The fact that this is a BB story is only a mild relief, because it really isn't that hard to envision this kind of lunacy as becoming real-world fact.

The American collectivist crowd have been basically at war against reality itself for decades, owing to the pesky refusal of facts to conform to their whims, and as we've all seen in the last four or five years, that war has extended to the simple fact - that's: fact - of a limitation of two (2) genders. And don't be hitting me with that "Well there's that statue in the Louvre" thing either - we are talking overwhelming norms, not statistically infinitesimal mutations. And hermaphrodites would only make it three anyway.

In all seriousness, alongside an email last week from the management announcing "A Day Of Reflection" on the circular presumption of "systemic racism" - which presumption we are not to question, and this from a respectable scientific institution - was another blurb from the Safety people about yet another electronic battery-pack widget that may or may not explode. Beneath this Safety functionary's signature, right there in her auto-attached sig-block with the institute logo, is a line that says "She / Her / Hers / Y'all." Just in case someone needed clarification that someone named "Marcella" or "Patricia" or whatever (I forget,) might be one or more of the ever-expanding panoply of plumbing-convolutions the "gender-identity" loons keep inventing. I've seen at least one other co-worker append this crap to her emails too.

It was Rand herself who made the observation (I even have a face-muzzle with the quote displayed on it,) that "The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. "

Which we should take as our marching orders: This nonsense demands lampooning, consistently and with righteous aggressiveness. And there are lots of ways to do it.

Whenever I get any kind of questionnaire that asks my "Ethnicity," my default is "Bipedal mammalian conceptual-level humanoid" in "Other." If I get a form that asks "Preferred gender identity" and the form's character-limit allows it, I generally say "I identify as an SR-71, but these discriminatory bastards absolutely refuse to install runways. Where the hell am I supposed to land?" Otherwise it's just "Trans-dimensional Betelgeusian Anthropoglyxilopolis." You wanna give these fools something harmless to do with their time, even if it's something as mundane as writing out new file headers.

Another thought, something I come up against constantly in mulling over fiction-writing scenarios: Creating fictional dystopias - or even lampoons for laughs as is the Babylon Bee's stock-in-trade - carries with it an ever-present hazard: It may actually give these collectivist lunatics new ideas. So you have this instant crisis of proprieties: Do I present a dystopian nightmare to get people thinking about the consequences of irrationality codified in public policy, or do I refrain, on the assumption that those same irrationalists might take it as an instruction manual? It's like that T-shirt slogan that's popped up recently: "1984 Was Not A How-To."

So don't be surprised if something like this actually happens soon.

Getting serious for a moment. . . X and Y chromosomes could be the answer to the whole transgender-women-in-sports controversy. Quit calling them "men's" and "women's" sports, and re-label them "open" and "X only". To compete in the X only division, you'd have to submit a DNA sample which tested negative for the presence of a Y chromosome.

The only biological exceptions are a few disease states otherwise the distinctions are psychological
This is just stupid

Obviously A didn't eqaul A, not that I gave b much credit to begin with. His freak show says all

For all of its lampooning, BB has more truth than the mind-stripping media. Thank you our clever dino for posting these clips. They are funny and warning at the same time and right now we need both.

I dont believe anything government people say anymore. I have to go by what I can verify on my own- whether it be right or maybe not right. Same with media. They have agendas

Biden would not understand science if he fell over it. Science is science until new facts prove old facts wrong. This is psychology, another phony science being used to change real science to better control people. Biden can't even remember admitting on camera that they pulled off the biggest voter fraud in history, yet now he tackles science. He forgets the science that his son and daughter are addicts, and his son also crossing into pedophile when he has 14 ear olds. What a family, as crooked as the Bush clan.

“Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.”

I've had 2 DNA tests and they came back the same...100% Western European! What does that mean?