It was An Adorable Joe Biden Moment Today
Hi, I'm NBC's Kissy Krissy Persimmons and I do oh so hope you enjoy my gushing Op-ED in the link.
In it I relate how I saw Our Man Joe do the most adorable thing when walking his two German Shepherd MAGA attack dogs out on the White House lawn today,
Yes, the nightmare is over. It's so wonderful Russian Collusion Orange Man Bad and his gold-digger Eurotrash paramour are gone from that White House. I'm also glad Madonna did not blow up the place up as she did in her admitted dreams.
For now the unexploded Presidential Palace has come to be the love nest for Joyful Joe and Dr. Jill who went up that hill, golly gee, groovy.
It's a love story. Because it's love. It's love. It's all about love! Oh, be still my~no~~ALL our beating hearts!
As for another pair of lovers, those of another essence of their character color, who turned the White House into a rainbow, this brings me back to those other eight happy years when our Rightful Queen patiently awaited her turn for her entitled throne and that glass ceiling that happily awaited to be shattered.
It was that happy time when unionized teachers taught little children to sing~~
"Um, um, um, Barack Hussein Obama!
Um, um, um, wants to be our Marxist Mama!"
Perhaps, now that darling children's song shall return in this form~~
"Um, um, um, our Joe, well, he be kinda slow!
Um, um, um, gots alls our dough and wants much mo'!"
Ah, comrades, isn't it so wonderful that democracy has been saved? Psst, don't tell no one, but that racist word, "republic," is about to be cancelled.
Enjoy my Op-Ed. But first fetch tissues for tears! Tissues for tears!
In it I relate how I saw Our Man Joe do the most adorable thing when walking his two German Shepherd MAGA attack dogs out on the White House lawn today,
Yes, the nightmare is over. It's so wonderful Russian Collusion Orange Man Bad and his gold-digger Eurotrash paramour are gone from that White House. I'm also glad Madonna did not blow up the place up as she did in her admitted dreams.
For now the unexploded Presidential Palace has come to be the love nest for Joyful Joe and Dr. Jill who went up that hill, golly gee, groovy.
It's a love story. Because it's love. It's love. It's all about love! Oh, be still my~no~~ALL our beating hearts!
As for another pair of lovers, those of another essence of their character color, who turned the White House into a rainbow, this brings me back to those other eight happy years when our Rightful Queen patiently awaited her turn for her entitled throne and that glass ceiling that happily awaited to be shattered.
It was that happy time when unionized teachers taught little children to sing~~
"Um, um, um, Barack Hussein Obama!
Um, um, um, wants to be our Marxist Mama!"
Perhaps, now that darling children's song shall return in this form~~
"Um, um, um, our Joe, well, he be kinda slow!
Um, um, um, gots alls our dough and wants much mo'!"
Ah, comrades, isn't it so wonderful that democracy has been saved? Psst, don't tell no one, but that racist word, "republic," is about to be cancelled.
Enjoy my Op-Ed. But first fetch tissues for tears! Tissues for tears!
Those same jobs Trump brought back that Obama said he lacked a magic wand to do as much, Biden and some others had a hand in making them leave in the first place.
This is such a cute and adorable story, it made me want to shit. Sorry, yes, I said shit. Actually it almost made me throw up, it’s so heartwarming & sweet. So don’t read this story right after breakfast, lunch, or dinner, it’ll save you from having to clean up the mess. And the last paragraph, how rude, how could anyone be so tough on their president. Yes, their president, he’s not my… you know the thing. I would have titled the piece something completely different, but then again I like or dislike a president based on his performance as a leader of the free world. Can you imagine being so impressed by a president that picks up his own dog shit, yet alone write a story about it? There’s nothing even close to it in The Constitution. I just knew you’d want to read this so you know how wrong you were about him and his abilities. And what a great story, it should be in the headline on the first page of every mainstream newspaper around the world.. I think Krissy Persimmons should be Biden’s Secretary of State, where she can bring not only America together but the whole world.
I don’t think Democracy means what these Millennials think it means. The brainwashing is pretty thorough.
I hope she keeps that outlook when the work police come to force her into the fields when the country is starving. (Cough...Venezuela....Cough)
Nevertheless, in the "Optional Note" where me dino pretends to be the Krissy Persimmons character (yeah, she's made up), that "love story" bit was inspired by a CNN female "reporter" who ridiculously carried on about the "It's love! Love!" between Slow Joe and BETTER SAY DOCTOR Jill. No, I don't watch CNN. Tucker Carlson showed that to illustrate Fake News gushing all over the new ruinous residents infesting the White House.