Heroic Secret Service Agent Saves Biden From Pesky Reporter

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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The Babylon Bee reports that the hero did so with both a dutiful dive and an anguished, terrified cry of "Nooooooooooo!"
And that's the way it was. Yeah, really.
So why can't those pesky reporters stop making Biden try to talk? Makes me dino just wanna tear up.
Poor Joe. Poor, poor Joe. It just isn't fair.
He . . he tries so hard. He really, really does.
Now I'm gettin' mad! Now I AM mad!
Just leave Joe alone! Just leave Joe alone, YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    True. More believable would be an OAN reporter approaching Obiden and a CNN (Communist National News) Democrat party line enforcer "reporter" diving in between screaming, "Nooooooooo!"
    Having written above, me dino remembered something, pasted what I wrote and rechecked The Babylon Bee spoof.
    (Editing here to write further) Yep, it's a CBS (Communist Broadcasting Systems) reporter. Poor choice, Babylon Bee. A very bad choice indeed.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 5 years, 1 month ago
    So depressing that this is only half-satire and half reality. The other sad thing is that it is other news reporters doing the diving, not even the Secret Service.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    It could be someone who thinks satire or just plain humor does not belong in The Gulch.
    For me both provides a healthy balance toward coping with all the greedy for power and utterly sad for stupid stuff being heaped on us these days.
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  • Posted by Lucky 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    It would be someone, who does not realize the power of questions which can be devastating to public figures who do not know their stuff.

    (Prob fixed with a non-satirical +).
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago
    Now why would me dino be demoted to a zero?
    Was I actually taken seriously for playing along?
    Or was it the singular salty language word inspired by the memory screamed by a chef in a favorite Monty Python chef decades ago all the way back to the early Seventies?
    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...

    I could change stuff but I won't. I've even been accused of not knowing The Babylon Bee was satire. Can't please everyone. Casara casara.
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