Heroic Secret Service Agent Saves Biden From Pesky Reporter

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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The Babylon Bee reports that the hero did so with both a dutiful dive and an anguished, terrified cry of "Nooooooooooo!"
And that's the way it was. Yeah, really.
So why can't those pesky reporters stop making Biden try to talk? Makes me dino just wanna tear up.
Poor Joe. Poor, poor Joe. It just isn't fair.
He . . he tries so hard. He really, really does.
Now I'm gettin' mad! Now I AM mad!
Just leave Joe alone! Just leave Joe alone, YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/heroic-secret-service-agent-dives-in-front-of-biden-as-reporter-tries-to-ask-a-question


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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 1 month ago
    So depressing that this is only half-satire and half reality. The other sad thing is that it is other news reporters doing the diving, not even the Secret Service.
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    • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
      True. More believable would be an OAN reporter approaching Obiden and a CNN (Communist National News) Democrat party line enforcer "reporter" diving in between screaming, "Nooooooooo!"
      Having written above, me dino remembered something, pasted what I wrote and rechecked The Babylon Bee spoof.
      (Editing here to write further) Yep, it's a CBS (Communist Broadcasting Systems) reporter. Poor choice, Babylon Bee. A very bad choice indeed.
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