It's A Valentine's Day Babylon Bee Bombshell Special!

Posted by $ allosaur 2 weeks, 6 days ago to Humor
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NEXT DAY TS ACTING WEIRD AGAIN. ONLY WAY TO GET HERE IS BE CLICKING ON COMMENTS. THIS IS A LOST CAUSE.

IT'S 4 HOURS LATER FROM WHAT I LAST WROTE BELOW AND THE URL IS STILL MYSTERIOUSLY FIXED. IF THE LINK NOW WORKS FOR ME, IT SHOULD WORK FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

GREAT ZEUS! NOW IT'S WORKING. NO REASON WHY IT SHOULD BE.

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE URL. ATTEMPTS TO FIX IT HAVE FAILED. SO PRETEND I DIDN'T POST THIS TODAY.
THE VALENTINE DAY CUPID MUST BE MESSING WITH ME. I'LL GET HIM BACK WITH THIS REVELATION. CUPID IS REALLY A GROWN-UP SON OF APHRODITE AKA VENUS. HIS NAME WAS EROS FROM WHICH THE WORD EROTIC IS DERIVED. WHEN APHRODITE ISN'T ORDERING HIM TO MAKE PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, I BET HE HANGS OUT AT STRIP BARS--THAT WOULD INCLUDE MALE STRIPPERS TOO.! MAYBE IN PLACES LIKE THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW! HA! SO MUCH FOR THAT INNOCENT LITTLE CHERUB NOW!
Story #1 Being The Most Acquitted President In History makes Trump THE MOST INNOCENT PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME!
In a related piece Story #6 reports that Super Donald has absorbed double super powers from both his acquittals.
Story #2 I've already been previously posted about Nutty Nancy impeaching Candace Owens. Me give that story repetition a big dino meh for my readers.
Story #3-- Disney has replaced the Star Wars spinoff character Cara Dune with Amy Schumer, who would otherwise face the wrath of her voters. Accepting my Dino I-Phone call because Siri said she loved him, Disney owner Rupurt Murdock said, "Cancelled Gina Carano, feel free to read this story and weep! Ah, bwahahahahaha!"
Whoa, but wait! Since then Story #3 has become old news! Story #4 reports Gina Carano is being rehired! Why? Because she announced that her transgender identity is that of a toxic misogynist male director! Well, all me dino can say that is read this and weep, RINO Amy.
Oh, Story #5 be ever so so-o swee-eet and touching! Wife of our beloved Thief-In-Chief Beijing Joe Decorates Migrant Cages With Very Big Valentine Message Hearts! Happy Valentine Day, detainees. Don't worry, undocumented therefore illegals, once you say hi to some silly old judge you'll be back out on the streets so the worst of you can go rape, pillage and murder to have all kinds of fun you can't hardly ever be arrested for anymore. Adios, muchachos! Remember to always vote Democrat whether you are allowed to do so or not.
SOURCE URL: https://outlook.live.com/mail/0/inbox/id/AQMkADAwATY3ZmYAZS05NzQ2LWE5YzUtMDACLTAwCgBGAAAD%2BE%2B7WyjxiUW1GK3sOsl4VQcAIJ%2F39CACykWQ8eGG%2BEJm1AAAAgEMAAAAIJ%2F39CACykWQ8eGG%2BEJm1AAE401DJgAAAA%3D%3D


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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 weeks, 6 days ago
    Hey, Dino!! WTH! The link takes me to a Microsoft Outlook ad to sign up for.
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    • Posted by $ 2 weeks, 6 days ago
      Working now. Maybe someone had to work on a server. For instance, when I worked security at a Wachovia Data Center a guy would drive up to the gate to produce paperwork with codes that had to check out with the site computer so he could work on a server. Security posts were swapped mid-shift and I'd be making hourly rounds inside. I'd find that guy I let in in a room filled with a hundred servers working on one of them. So maybe that's why the URL got weird. Someone was working on a server. But I dunno.
      Me dino only smart enough to guard computer stuff. Not work on them.
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