Child Stimulus To Make Jim Bob Guggar Richest Man Alive

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"Thanks a bunch, Thief-In-Chief! For my all my UNTOLD RICHES!" Hopping up and down out of pure ecstasy, Jim Bob Duggar (location shoulda been undisclosed to keep the children herds safe) is celebrating how the $3,000 Per Child Stimulus is making him a full-time child birther (with partners besides his mentioned current "Honey," of course), also a multimillionaire.
Hey, y'all better believe that dude (aka Mr. Bunny) needs the money. Hey, whoa! That rhymes! Mr. Bunny needs the money! Singing, repeat that a few times!

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SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/jim-bob-duggar-to-become-richest-man-alive-following-bidens-3000-per-child-stimulus


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