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Meet Your' Kid's New Action Toy~~Genderless GI Pat!

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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He+She~~oops, ladies first~~She+He=IT! And "it" is the only woke politically correct pronoun for an action figure toy. In fact, GI Pat is so woke for politically correct that it even kills cops.
This Babylon Bee article ends with a ray of hope for toxic male conservatives at its end, though. Happy ends are always appreciated!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/gi-joe-to-be-replaced-with-genderless-gi-pat

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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 1 month ago
    They left out the main feature: G.I. Pat comes with removable male genitalia so G.I. Patrick can convert to G.I. Patricia with a slight tug and back to G.I. Patrick with a snap.

    Edit add: Dino, you left out the "SATIRE! SATIRE! SATIRE!" warning label! Tsk Tsk Tsk
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 1 month ago
      That amounts to the difference between today and yesterday.
      But, yeah, maybe I need to do that all the time.
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      • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 1 month ago
        Ha ha. Yeah, a warning label in case somebody misses the point. You were a fan of Mad Magazine in the old days, well I remember back in the late '60s they did a spoof on warning labels and I'll never forget the warning on toilet paper: "WARNING! Danger of breakthrough unless multi-folded."
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 1 month ago
          LOL! That's pretty good. If I saw that 'un way back then, I don't remember it.
          Wow! For the first time in decades, that Mad Magazine Spy VS Spy series just now crawled out of my rusty dino memory banks.
          So did part of a spoof on modern Sixties advertising. Lying reclined on her side, a beautiful babe in a skimpy bikini has an arm in a sling above the words, "PAIN HURTS."
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