Biden Loses To Putin's Challenge~~You Now Part Of Mother Russia!

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month ago to Humor
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Da, comrades, welcome to Mother Russia, for USA now one of her many provinces.
Like dot senile arrogant old fool he is, dot bumble-brain Biden who is-~was~your president so stupidly accepted Chairman Putin's challenge to a stair climbing contest.
After du read der details in der link, it would behoove du to heed advice of your new United States Provincial Governor, I, Comrade Beesettie Babyloniskie, to alvays keep in mind to only say nice stuff about our beloved Chairman Putin.
Ask dorself dis~~do want to see our old pockmarked wall or do you want to see tomorrow?
Look on the bright side, comrades. You may still call Beijing Joe names like being a sap in need of a nap, an addlepated ninny hammer or even use der profanity dot his mama still wears army boots if you like
Our dear Vladimir? He be a nice guy always. Da, vot a sweetheat he is!
Now you are required better to read the link und weep if you want. But dor mouth keep shut!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-challenges-biden-to-stair-climbing-contest


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  • Posted by 25n56il4 1 month ago
    Great Post. Very explanatory! I can hear the laughter we don't enjoy. How far is this going to go before someone takes action?
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    • Posted by $ 1 month ago
      Maybe when he falls down to go boom and finally says, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up."
      At that point maybe Kommiela and Beijing Joe's Marxist handlers will get around to implementing the 25th Amendment.
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