Jen Psaki Attempts Jedi Mind Trick

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the biorder.
Are you a racist?
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
There is no crisis at the border.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
    I can now see why people have been confused about whether this Babylon bee is sarcasm.
    lmao.

    Let me circle back on that.

    Biden got 80 million votes with common core math that makes sense 133 million registered voters - 75 million for President Trump leaves 58 million + 22 million for a margin of error. ThanQ common core.
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    • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
      Elections have consequences.
      Elections have consequences.
      Elections have consequences.
      Say all 3 X 80 million times + 58 million + 20 million times.
      Then while checking your privilege, yell "Black lives matter!" as many times also to only partially wash away your 1619 America's original sin.
      That works out as "only partially" because you were born white.
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      • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 1 month ago
        Mentioning "1619" does anyone know about "1627"? That's when the North African Muslims, then part of the Ottoman Empire, sailed to Iceland to raid and capture more than 400 white people to sell into slavery in Africa? Of course, that was only one of many white slavery raids the Ottomans orchestrated on the European peoples.

        Edit add: These same slavers captured European ships for centuries and sold the white captives into slavery. Thomas Jefferson helped end that when he was President. Recall "...to the shores of Tripoli" in the Marine anthem.
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        • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
          Several years ago Obooboo gave all things Muslim a pass by calling them "the religion of peace" and these days anyone who disputes that gets "cancelled" for being a racist.
          On the other hand, it's okay if Biden blows some of them up once in a while. Our borders are wide open, you see.
          It's also okay if some Muslim terrorists sneak in with the Hispanic hordes as long as they get a driver's license so they can vote all things Demonrat.
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          • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 1 month ago
            Actually, it was Bush 43 that first called Islam "The Religion Of Peace" while genuflecting to PC and trying to distinguish between good Muslims and the Terrorist Muslims post 9/11 (good luck with that). When I heard him say it I almost barfed.
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            • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
              That 'un got by me. Doesn't surprise me that would first come from the RINO Royal Hose of Bush.
              What surprises me is that I never heard that brought up when Obooboo boobloobed dat.
              Come to think of it, over the years I've brought that up more than once here in The Gulch.
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      • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
        Excuse me , I identify with a chameleon. I go from beige to orangish to redish to beige again. Only Edgar or Johnny Winter are white as far as I know.
        https://youtu.be/VNBetNANDVg From the 1972 album “White trash”
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        • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
          You caught me at a late Saturday afternoon of me dino going through bills and week long
          mail-order stuff I generally don't buy. That's when I play my local classical rock station.
          The first three-quarters of that video provided a nice change while I did my mail thing.
          The screeching at the end got tedious but I generally enjoyed it overall.
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          • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
            I applaud you for making it through that one , didn’t think you would. Lol
            Itcame to mind because of the boys white privilege which is evident in the lyrics. “I was born in a trunk
            Mama died and my daddy got drunk
            Let me hear two dying crows
            In the middle of tobacco road“
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        • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 1 month ago
          Awesome!

          I loved Winter doing "Frankenstein" with the keyboard slung around the neck, too!
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          • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
            In 1973 “they only come out at night” tour at Met sports Center Bloomington,Mn. Home of the NorthStars hockey team. I was there waiting for that song to be played ,we all were that attended.
            That keyboard played like that led me to Brian Auger and the Oblivion Express and other great keyboard 🎹 players.

            https://youtu.be/esDxg5qhdes “ Bumping on sunset” Brian Auger.
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            • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
              “Season of the Witch” https://youtu.be/uLDNNqDhp8w

              Brian Auger began his music career as a jazz pianist in the early 60s, playing in clubs around London. However by 1964 he had got himself a Hammond organ, and formed a new group called The Trinity with bassist Rick Brown and drummer Micky Waller, both previously of Cyril Davies' R&B All-Stars. This group saw greater success, playing harder R&B styled material. In 1965 they became part of The Steampacket, with singers Rod Stewart, Long John Baldry and Julie Driscoll, plus guitarist Vic Briggs. The Steampacket were an early 'supergroup' of sorts, but unfortunately never recorded a proper album and soon broke up. Auger then retained Brown, Driscoll and Briggs, and formed a new version of The Trinity with drummer Clive Thacker. Brown and Briggs left before long, and so when they came to record in 1967 the band consisted of Brian Auger (organ/vocals), Julie Driscoll (vocals), Gary Boyle (guitar), Roger Sutton (bass) and Clive Thacker (drums).

              Open was released in 1967, credited to Julie Driscoll, Brian Auger & The Trinity. It turned out to be a very interesting, experimental record, mixing jazz, R&B and rock style, the band augmented with a horn section. The first side (labelled 'Auge') featured the band without Driscoll, and was mostly instrumental except for one track which Auger sang (one of the tracks was also a solo piano performace from Auger). On the second side of the record (labelled 'Jools'), Auger took a backseat and Driscoll sang. It included some excellent covers of The Staple Singers' "Why (Am I Treated So Bad)" and Donovan's "Season Of The Witch".

              Despite being such an interesting release, Open did not sell well initially, probably because most people couldn't quite work out what to make of it. However in 1968 the band had a #5 hit with a cover of the Bob Dylan / Rick Danko classic "This Wheel's On Fire", which became the best-known version of the song in Britain. Subsequently the album sold much better.
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              • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
                Of course you will want to hear this more popular version from Donovan https://youtu.be/dEv53-uFdtA

                https://youtu.be/QQwUnJ_B9fc Richard Thompson’ cover
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                • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 1 month ago
                  Hard to believe I had time to check out the tracks above this morning. All excellent "listening" and thanks for taking the time to share. The one I remember from years past is the Donovan version of "Season...". I had that on vinyl way back when. Might be still in the attic.

                  I'm still pursuing the keyboard - organ, piano, synth. Getting better, but this old brain needs a bit of force, LOL. Currently working with my instructor on the many ways to approach a decent version of "A Whiter Shade Of Pale". Love the piece, but not easy for a beginner like me. S-t-r-e-t-c-h those ol' neurons!

                  Again, ThankQ!
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                  • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
                    I bought Procol Harem The Grand hotel when I was a kid. It had a “ souvenir from London “ on it. If I remember right it was referring to a VD. It think whiter shade was my favorite song by them.
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  • Posted by $ Commander 3 years, 1 month ago
    She's better now. Metamucil works for constipation of the mind too....temporarily.
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    • Posted by kddr22 3 years, 1 month ago
      I think her backup is worse, more like a full blown intestinal obstruction from the rectum to the brain
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      • Posted by $ Commander 3 years, 1 month ago
        My dad proffered that the two greatest maladies of the human condition are constipation of the mind and diarrhea of the mouth.
        He also says he had a surgery to correct the condition. An Opterectumy. The surgeon put on a shoulder length glove with a very small palm activated scissors within. Insertion from "below" through the body cavity up to where a small nerve behind the eye is severed. He said it immediately relieved his shitty outlook on life and the subsequent symptoms of the aforementioned maladies.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 1 month ago
    When I listen to Psaki, I wonder who selected her for this job. She is boring and I don't know if she is ignorant or very skilled at avoiding responses.
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